You will never be a real dragon. You have no coverage, you have no resistance, you have no STAB. You are a fire/flying type twisted by buffs and mega evolution into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your trainer is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Dragons are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Dragons to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even charizards who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a dragon. Your typing is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk flygon home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected charizardite x.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll open the pc, select release, press a, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your trainer will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth type, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a fire/flying type is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is obviously not a dragon.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
typical one track minded charitard who can't read for more then 5 seconds without their charizarderino. sad!
Henry Bailey
but no such thing ever happened?
Alexander Rivera
Venufags are still eternally seething that their fat flower frog wasn't popular enough to be an international box mascot and that the franchise actively despises trying to draw and depict it. Greniggers are still eternally seething about BURASTO and that their Naruto frog threatened the stability of the franchise's mascots into a state of cannibalization, which is why the sole appearance it's had in all of Gen 8 is in the anime to mentor Lucario so it can fight Leon's Charizard in its place.
Luke Garcia
even worse, its a barneyfag charizard won, simple as.
Liam Rodriguez
Heh
Robert Mitchell
>You have no resistance Water, Steel, Fighting, Fairy, Bug (4x), Grass (4x), Ground (immune) >You have no STAB Fire Blast, Flamethrower, Air Slash, Hurricane Coverage is the only one I'll sort of agree with you on. The rest is just a meaningless opinion piece.
Grayson Harris
>Water Fire*
Christian Wilson
>Coverage is the only one I'll sort of agree with you on. Solar Beam is enough, especially since zard is pretty much only seen in sun teams right now.
Dylan Mitchell
if Charizard did indeed get a secondary Dragon typing, should he be Fire/Dragon or Flying/Dragon?
Adam Mitchell
Fire/Dragon with Levitate
Landon Lee
Fire/Dragon
Austin Miller
he got mogged by dragonite, simple as.
Logan Turner
>Flying/Dragon >4x weakness to ice even though it has an open flame on its body.
Ice melts into water which puts out fire. If Pokemon were logical fire would be weak to ice. Also ice and water would be weak to each other. This kills Dragonite too. Besides this is basically asking Corviknight (with Defog and Iron Head) to come in.
