Seeing /smg/ happy honestly fills me with unbridled rage.
Joshua Bell
Gotta feel at least a little sad for the SIGA sisters on a day like today.
Jordan Lopez
Spy +2.46%
Bro tomorrow is gonna be a bloodbath
Jacob Rodriguez
What Makes the Forest Dark? The Vomma Crane Dances at Midnight. The Owls of Gamma Sit Silent Under the Waxing Moon. Beware the Vega Leapords Crouching in the Forest.
Carter Garcia
Oh shit look at the time, it's time to wake up Mr. Bobo and his son Bobo Jr. It's time for #RedCandles #TuesdayReversal #Stonks
Bro, you were wrong with the vanna crush. Go back to shilling NRDS rope or whatever.
John Rogers
Bobos don't understand the stock market.
>DURR why aren't we crashing?! The schizo doomer youtube video told me we would! This is a fake pump fuck this clown market.
It's called.... Priced. In. My little Bobo. Eventually you'll figure out the market is forward looking by about 6-12 months,and when everyone knows about recession and inflation and war and strong dollars and hiking cycles... That gets factored into prices. You aren't ahead of the curve, you are the bell boy who gives stock tips far too late.
Yeah this day is too green... It doesn't feel right
Nathaniel Lopez
AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN >AND THEY DONT STOP BUYIN
>it's just a bunch of spook faggots gloating and trying to demoralize the lower castes into compliance Any Forums in 2022
Leo Nguyen
The more they artificially pump it into historically bad fundamentals, the worse the hyperinflation or the crash will be. And those will be the only two options where this is going, choose your apocalypse.
>expedited 5 day trial for Musk/TWTR in October Retarded muskratbros, your desired self immolation is finally here. If Musk is required to pay anything more than 7.5B for TWTR than he will have lost money on his TSLA share dump. But as a jew, he needs his jew gold from the goyim. He can't sell any more TSLA and DOGE pumps are flaccid. He won't want to touch his baby SpaceX. So he is going to finally begin the MOTHER OF ALL PUMP AND DUMPS (MoAPnDs) by IPO'ing Starlink. You will finally get to be personally SolarCity'd by electric car Jesus.
Kevin Torres
>I'm just a fucking faggot who doesn't even actually know anything about the stock market
Nathaniel Mitchell
Would this entire year be a good time to buy hard assets and consumer products that may be hit with increasingly worse supply shocks?
>bobos look what happened in the middle of march that is your future Stocks pumped for 2 weeks and then slid into the biggest crash of the year? Sounds great, thanks for sharing.
Seriously though, anyone who doesn't realize by now that we're gonna crab higher slowly until an October crash is either blind or delusional. The impending energy crisis is in plain sight. They're not even trying to hide it anymore. Just set your calendar and relax for the next 2 months.
Blake Lewis
Kek, aren't they all crying about +90 degree temps over there right now? Bullish for energy companies.
by the time we hit october spy will be at 600, but okay.
Zachary Wood
My calls pumped this morning. Once WHO convenes and decides gay sex is a global emergency SIGA will pump bigly. Matter of time now.
Caleb White
Oh look another flush for PPT to just totally fucking ignore while it actually makes volatility worse.
Brody Bailey
so the "triple top" was taken out. My book is mostly positioned for deflation right now but I have a feeling they're going to try some crazy shit and go for the gap fill this week, I think i'll drop 1k on SPY 398 lottos for friday exp, unless somebody else thinks there's a better hedge
Nicholas Carter
I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread
yeah we know. you're the retard schizo that's been in the market forever with nothing to show for it
Bentley Collins
I own DML. Considering selling 2/3s to buy UUUU and Global Atomic. Thoughts?
James Taylor
Priced in posting? And he’s not drinking a Bangs? Youve doomed us all!
Jack Morgan
Genuine question for bears: Literally why? How can you possibly be bearish? There literally has not been one singular piece of bearish news or economic data in the past year. None. America is the best it has ever been, polls show Americans are the happiest they have ever been, current president's approval rating is in the high 80s. The worldwide economic situation is the best it has ever been. It just blows my fucking mind how you could POSSIBLY think this is a bear market and no bear has ever been able to name a single reason they are bearish. Just sheer retardation I guess?
Matthew Price
Oh look yet another flush for the market to just blow right through during this totally real rally.
