>Leon's Charizard keeps pulling new moves out of its ass every time it appears >Flamethrower (it always has this move), Thunder Punch, Fire Spin, and Air Slash against Lance >Dragon Claw (has also kept this move since), Dig, and Brick Break against Raihan >Rock Tomb in the Darkest Day arc >Flare Blitz against Flint
What next?
Kayden Thompson
They gave the world tournament to a hack who only knows how to wank the one series he made before this
Why Ash deserves a Giratina >Literally the same color scheme >Even PM's AU Ash is just Shiny Giratina colors >Giratina knows aura sphere and can control aura >Giratina loves Ash and fondly remembers him >Ash can stop Giratina from killing his own bro by just calling out its name >they're meant for each other, forged by their unbreakable bond that goes beyond dimensions These are undeniable facts
Yes, but unlike Ash I'm a self-acknowledged asshole.
Lucas Johnson
That makes you worse, user.
Adrian Wilson
>Three threads within the span of six hours Eh?
Benjamin Nelson
And unlike you, Ash doesn't just keep them stored like collectibles in a digital box. His family is pretty much stacked and can afford to give his mons a good life at Oak's and even Kukui's, and the released mons were trained well enough and now have their own purpose back in the wild.
Hudson Reyes
Eh, at least he knows he is an asshole. Ash on the other hand is fucking hypocrite.
Oh I'm definitely worse than Ash. He leaves a couple dozen Pokémon to rot in a farm? I leave literal thousands to rot in digital storage. Going by that metric, us Pokémon players are way worse than Ash could ever be. In contrast though, I take very good care of my pets IRL, and don't keep more than I can handle. I don't run off on huge international journeys and foist my pets onto the friendly grandpa next door either.
Eli Perry
Whenever I play a Pokémon game I only catch 6 mon and stay with them until I beat the post game
Carson Evans
Still think that would be too overpowered. Ash should have a smaller weaker legendary like Meloetta.
what do you do with the legendaries you meet along the way? just kill them?
Brody Baker
See Unlike Ash, my digital pets are actually digital. In real life, I don't go around kidnapping wild animals from their homes, taking care of them for a while, and then dropping them off at someone else's place while I pretend to 'care' about them. Also, I probably look at and use my own collection more often than Ash does. This is easily the best thread in a long while, thanks to you guys. Cheers anons!
Kayden Russell
You're still leaving them behind in whatever game they originate from.
Not really. You're just being bitter and trying to spin a negative view on something that literally isn't a problem. Ash is confirmed to go see his mons off-screen anyways.
You're not actually mad over Ash not seeing his Pokemon, you're mad because your old favorite mons aren't relevant anymore even though you do the same thing when you start a new Pokemon game.
Wyatt Cooper
>Ash should have a smaller weaker legendary like Meloetta. You mean like that one who wanted to fuck him?
Cameron Turner
Oh wow, just realized I got the reply order wrong on my old reply. Anyway, see and
Nathan Turner
Go interacting and taking care of his farm of Pokemon makes Ash look like shit. Seriously, why couldn't they have just make Pallet the base? Are they that scared of reserves.
Gavin King
If Lucario beats Charizard it's over for you. It's already over anyway.
Ryan Reyes
She would have a point if Poke Pelago wasn't a thing.