>wake up
>see this
>"Ohayō user-kun~ It's breakfast time, thehe~ You need to grow healthy so, eat up to your heart content~"
What do you do if you were in this situation? Be honest.
Wake up
Jack Fisher
Hudson Allen
go outside to pet my milotic swimming in her lake
Andrew Adams
Fucking weeb bitch just say "Hello user." like a normal person. If you can't use any Japanese beyond 1 word and an honorific don't even bother.
Hunter Campbell
>PEARL CLAN WAKE UP, IT'S AN INVASION!
Evan Rogers
i don't think pubic hair is very nutritious but okay, i'll accept
Jeremiah Rivera
I thought they had bulges at first
Carson Martinez
I... must... breed...
Cameron Harris
>wake up
>see this
>"Ohayō
Kevin Diaz
Where is my POTATO MOCHI™?
Lincoln Collins
I'd be turned off instantly because they're talking in that retarded, unrealistic shounen anime way.
Aaron Morgan
>What do you do if you were in this situation? Be honest.
Grab a razor and some shaving cream.
Bentley Flores
this is the absolute best post on Any Forums
Tyler Jones
100% this.
Lucas Jenkins
sniff their butts
Christopher Campbell
Shoop da whoop both of them. Then use tas Speedrunner tactics to escape.
Andrew White
Attack them then run away.
Mason Morgan
Eating them out of course. What else is there to do? Also feeding them with my dickcream.
David Cook
fpbp
Jonathan Allen
Feeding them what?
Grayson Williams
Spunk, jizz, semen but this is a kid's board so i can't really say that now, right?
Jonathan Thompson
But you just did
Aaron Moore
oh noes