Do mons like this exist?

Do mons like this exist?

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kartana, if you swap the offense stats

so no kartana then

come on Any Forums

My dick
>Can withstand a lot of physical abuse from me beating it off almost every day (high hp and defense)
>It's not very long and I can't use it effectively to slap things (low attack)
>Can fire devastating special attacks such as Hydro Pump and Hyper Beam (high special attack)
>Vulnerable to fetishes and traps (low special defense)
>I cum fast if I don't edge (high speed)

Omastar
Tangela
Duraludon
Glaceon
Rotom
Pallossand
M-Ampharos
Gorebyss
Z-Darmanitan

seem to be closest

fuck off

>fuck off
kek where did that come from?

don't demand work done for you

No would be OP as shit.
>A special attacker that is fast bulky and can patch up any defense issue with assault vest

based

uh i can demand what i want chud

and I can say fuck off

What type is your dick? rock/fairy?

glad we agree
freedom of speech is great

Poison/bug

Bug type because it managed to worm its way into ur mom

No, but a series of mons with symmetrical stats would be soulful as fuck.
Like the UBs and their prime numbers.

Does this one exist?

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No , Pallosand is probably the the closest. Maybe Slowbro

nice

Just give it the ol'Regileki special and give it a weak offensive movepool...granted that didn't exactly stop it from abusing it's speed for utility and quick Explosions.