/smg/ stock market general

WTFWT edition
>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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CRAAAMMMEEERRR

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

youtube.com/watch?v=7_KE21Qcsno

CAM ON NRGUBU
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
RUN UP THA FAHKIN' SCORE

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Yeah, I'm thinkin we're black.

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Just found out about hydrogen. Apparently it can be used as a fuel for ICE and making electricity. And get this, you can use biogas that’s a byproduct of wastewater treatment.m that would otherwise be burned off. Why are not all in on hydrogen as the next big energy source?

strap in fellas

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I can't stop watching and laughing at the tiktok YLYL threads on /wsg/

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welcome to the past 10 years of pop science retard

siga technologies are homophobic

I don't fuck with bitch ass single proton atoms.

the markets are healing...

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That doesn’t even make sense

I went all in on the 22nd of june
i cant believe i timed the dip perfectly
IM GONNA MAKE IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I LOVE CRAMER

Should I buy KO or PEP

Hydrogen is way better than electric

>He forgot about about FOMC week

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Because hydrogen fuel cells would still allow you the range and freedom similar to gasoline/diesel.... EV’s are about control and keeping you on a short leash that the government can just simply switch your car off

BOBO STATUS: BTFO

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mfw stocks are actually doing well
It's really great after seeing my stocks -20% last week and now they're at -8%

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timelines that do not end in bug eating are not very desirable currently.

It's a god damn nightmare fuel.

Should have bought INTC last week when their dividend yield was above 4%

priced in

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>Cramer rang the bell
Of course they won’t let the market fall with their boi ringing the bell.
>tomorrow is bloodshed if the people don’t figure it out today

>390
*boop* reverse! reverse!

No point in burning h2, fuel cells are more efficient.

Explain yourself while I buy another 300 shares of FCEL

Prepare for a reversal

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Is this bear market in the room with us right now?

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I don't trust these fucks desu senpai.

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>fren uses nothing but hydrogen to fuel is house
>some punk teen throws a lit city in the sprinkler system
>OH THE HUMANITY

How many stocks do you cunts follow at one time?
How much research do you do before investing?

OIL CHADS WHICH LOCATION DO WE RESIDE CURRENTLY?

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I meant burning biogas to turn into hydrogen. On site generation of hydrogen is pretty cool

FUCKING MUMUS, YOU ARE GOING TO BLEED TODAY

SIT BACK AND WATCH

i am catching myself wanting to short only for the reason he hit the bell... i bet we end red today lol

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>noooooooo, why is the market going up? all the news was bad. my shorts were supposed to be guaranteed free money.

faggots never learn

Lot of Bobos posting "See you Monday" on Friday.
You good?

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lol (you)

make it easy on yourself and pick an ETF like QQQ or SPY

STOP THE COUNT!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_embrittlement

Oh look Bappa, he's getting angry. What's poor little mumu gonna do?

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we kinda flat

Wouldnt a simple EPDM gasket liner fix this issue

>cramer rang the opening bell
uhh... g-guys?

>How much research do you do before investing?
lol research? just BUY BUY BUY

Uh oh mumu, I'm seeing red candles;)

>high volume green candles
>tiny spread
its over

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It's a double reverse troll. MM know we know Cramer is an inverse; so they inversed it.

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Mumu’s getting cocky after a normal bear rally... Markets have been going down for weeks and you faggots start celebrating over two days and you still won’t sell.

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Hydrogen. Leaks. Everywhere. It's still giving NASA shits trouble after 50 years of use.

holy fuck cramers a manlet?

See you tuesday mumu

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All of the ultra boomer stocks that Cramer recommends like McDonalds and At&t are red on the day kek you can't make this up

>nvidia + 4%
>SOXL +3%
lmao

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Hydrogen tends to explode peoples' faces off. It's incredibly dangerous to handle, moreso than other fuels. Not fudding whatever shit pick memestock you had in mind, just giving you the truth.

NIPPLE REVERSAL
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sell this

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he's like 5'4 and a jew, do with that information what you will my fren

You're sweating mumu

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waiting for AAPL to make its move, watch&learn

holy shit did did they have to help him ring it?

but do the MMs know we know that they know that we know that Cramer is a reverse indicator

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the good guys won

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I pick companies I like and have decent dividends then I take the dividends and put it into ETFs

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>Why are not all in on hydrogen as the next big energy source?
Governments are run by old boomers and they went all in on batteries instead of hydrogen that could be easily transported by pipelines/existing infrastructure. Also, making hydrogen is inefficient, has big energy losses. Most of the hydrogen is current produced by cracking natural gas, and that doesn’t solve the greenhouse gas effect.

Are you nervous?

Don't tell them that, you idiot! They can trip circuit breakers at any time.

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UVXY is only down like 1% though..............................

You know what, fuck my puts
Fuck Bobo, let's finally see some neon green

wtf you mean the MMs lurk on biz?

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I sold boil at 56 last week
slap my ass and call me a retard

SIGA sissies, what's happening!?!?!

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Cramer yelling at his wife on tv off set and she walked away..

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>He doesn't know about the ticker scraping bots

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Time spreads still $2.85. OIL. WILL. RISE.

They don't need to. They have interns and bots aplenty.

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funds are safeu

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SIGA is pretty close to topping out and crashing back to $12.
I know that's not what you want to hear, but its the truth.

Puts on retard e-chan gfs.

At this point im convinced that trading is literally a pretend field of study to cover up that fact that the entirety of the "free market" is just insiders changing rules until they win a timed guessing game. Where do I actually go to find out how to make good trades?

Too much upward pressure in a short amount of time.
In premarket it’s was up about 4% alone. So at open it was likely to fall.
I’ll probably buy back in later today

oh fugg, depression 2.0 electric boogaloo confirmed boys

The sad part is they probably have him standing on something to make him look taller.

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

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Nancy Pelosi's office is a good start.

Stop being a fag and start writing covered calls... NOW!!

anything else related to the plandemic thats worth buying?
what about the marburg virus. Someone building a vax for that?

>SIGA is pretty close to topping out
>Market cap is only $1bill

>Armageddon
Hey, I loved that movie.

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Fake and gay
Its like dumb money niggers are in charge of the markets right now

Recommend me a good small cap ETF for my IRA.

>"there will be no Armageddon. None"

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