Lopunny used High Jump Kick!

circumcised people have to use spit and/or lotion or risk friction burns.

Amogus

This is only possibly true if your circumcision is tight. As for the rest of us, our dicks still have excess skin. So if we grab our junk by the base/middle, we can painlessly pull the excess skin over the more sensitive parts of our junk, allowing for lube-free fapping.

Attached: 1645324407979.png (1280x1280, 298.96K)

>he fell for the most obvious bait
Heh

>americans need lube to fap
LMAO how about not mutilating your dick next time?

Why are they all so jewish?

Mutilated penises have to use lotion

Attached: 0E5D39A8-208D-481E-AA73-A32A55A74C6C.png (900x450, 71.03K)

The funniest shit is that they deny it.
>mutilates dick
>prays to jewish god
>observes jewish holidays
>his friends are all jews
>"uhhhhh, I'm pretty sure this bad thing that happened to me was because of europeans, cause they're da jews!"

He's white/latino/muslim.

Back to Any Forums

But he's right

cope

WHERE IS IT

Attached: History of central banking.jpg (500x800, 97.4K)

Left pannel keyboard.

Attached: Consoom.png (1000x500, 380.22K)

He's not wrong

Maybe im retarded, but who's the middle right guy?

Tsar Nicky

latinos don't get circumcisions

What are the evidences that, furries are everywhere now, even as to the oxygen I breathe is furry related

Latinos are half of burgerland population and nothing forbid uthem to accept the true religion.

Hot

i don't get it

>like edgy "horror" as a kid
>coom to it as an adult
it's about sex

wow a non political comic by this guy?

Its because the amogus suit looks like burka

>+1 up vote

>like edgy "horror" as a kid
>coom to it as an adult
Do people really?

who is the ideal waifu for those who hate pokemon, hate fairies, hate nintendo and want a 100% anti-pokemon waifu

>male

Trump lost chudnazi

he can be funny sometimes

Attached: 1652402092600.png (1000x1000, 106.06K)

Yeah. The original survival horror series even directly pandered to this exact audience a couple years ago dude.

Attached: 8GY4TWwGyghcgqoAnv7ka9.jpg (1280x720, 123.42K)

Some Touhou bitch.

It just feels better, or at least that's what I assumed.
I never bothered with it.

Why did you emulate Pokemon on your PC as a child?

Why wouldn't you be able to emulate gen 4 on your PC unless you were a child when it came out?

who uses lotion to masturbate? i always see this joke but never met anyone who did it

cut dicks aka americans

When I first played Pokemon Blue and gen 2 was on the horizon, I remember tracking down half-translated Silver roms on the internet and playing it on my PC.
I don't remember why I did that, I don't think Japan got gen 2 before we did, maybe we were just too poor and I really wanted to play, I guess.
Still had loads of fun, despite the game only being partially translated and having a good chunk of the roster use Romaji versions of the Japanese names.

My family is all cut, as far as I know. I use socks to fap, but every time I visit my parents, I notice my younger brother has a half-hidden bottle of lotion and a roll of toilet paper near his desk.

i don't really make a habit of asking people's masturbation routines, so i wouldn't know.

Because gen 4 emulators are steaming piles of garbage?

I was part of the sizeable group of people at the time who legitimately thought Lopunny had boobs.

>google is hard
this generation is fucked

Attached: file.png (1000x500, 468.24K)

I'm circumcised and I never used lotion to fap.
you retards believe /gif/ memes way too seriously

Maybe in the No$GBA era.

based pebblethrow still making trannies SEETHE

based

americans need cream to jack it because they have no foreskin

Attached: 1639240519537.png (240x240, 95K)

we had to donate our foreskin to save your poverty stricken country

americunts donations all go to Israel, you poor kike slave who can't even have cheap healthcare or education while israel is growing from your money without effort

what are you talking about doctors literally sell them off to cosmetics companies so roasties can rub it on their faces and feel like they are 14 again

Attached: bwahahahahaha.png (698x658, 71.92K)

as an American he has a right to criticize the state of israel.

you are eating american grown foreskin as you speak because your country has no money and we have to pick up the slack

cope

it's literally in the eleven commandments

You shall have no other God's before me.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. ...
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. ...
Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy. ...
Honor your father and mother. ...
Thou shalt not kill. ...
Thou shalt give six gorillion dollars to israel for hellfire missiles ...
Thou shalt not commit adultery. ...
Thou shalt not steal ...

your leader sure didn't

however you wanna put it. all i know is that my country didnt throw jews in the oven, so i have a right to say they're pushing gay shit in the media has gone too far. this doesnt make me a nazi. this makes me an american growing up in the bad trade off we got for taking the jews into our lands.

Attached: 1643263049635.png (1255x1086, 666.05K)

>your leader sure didn't
what are you even talking about you retard

shut up, goy! now give me another six gorillion dollars so i can kill god!

>he doesn't know
kek

I think it's mostly people with onaholes because those are annoying to use without it.

Didn't read the thread
I wanna get my dick flattened by Alpha Lopunny

I would kill myself