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Hex Maniac
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Off to a great start I see.
Do you think she sometimes gets the ghost pokemon to hide themselves inside her cunt as invisible dildos?
Asking for a horny friend.
Anyone else just got tired of hex? Like yeah shes still hot but shes nowhere near my top 5 anymore
Boring plain undies or fancy lace undies?
lel
Sleepy Hex.
Sweaty hex is no good! She needs a nice long shower
Okay but you first have to tell me who the fuck you are.
No undies
How hairy is her pussy do you think?
No. I don't lose interest in things I genuinely like. Sorry.
Sniffably hairy.
Hairy enough so my nose is tickled when I'm dining on the seafood.
I'd also sample what's in the rear, hoping she's got some hair there for me to enjoy that are hopefully ripe with the smell of her last bathroom visit (no poop that's gross user).
She's a hardworking gal.
I'd give hex a tongue bath
Hex is getting in shape!
I want to workout with hex and help motivate each other
My hands.
Her butt.
That's all the workout we need.
I wonder how broken a fighting ghost mon would be.
>Hex is the same height as the protag
Does that make her tall or short?
short, the protag is 10
A bit tall. Calem is likely the oldest protagonist (Said to be older than a 16yo girl).
Remember that all Hexes are great, and the best one is your favorite.
>Taller than a 16 girl
In average? Of what region? France, was it? How tall is your average french woman?
About 5'5".
Based.
I mean realistically you'd need a fuckin paddle to smack that specific Hex's ass.
>5' 55''
>Around 1,65m in metrical
Huh, Quite tall (for a woman). Calem is still growing, so I feel he will be 1,80 or 1,85 at the end. It's like 6' 10''
which ghost is her favorite
Gengar is the one she is most consistently drawn with. Then again Gengar is fucking obscenely popular anyway.
Please tell me there's a nude version
I doubt it
That cake would have you full for weeks.
On a fun date with my mom, treating her to a day out because I love her!
Get off the internet Alister.
American Hex...
more like american sex
It's in the middle of May, stupid hex
>still no lewd version
Hex forehead.
Hex is smart!
Alolan form Hex!
Dead meme
Good night bros. May your dreams be filled with Hexes in your favorite shapes and sizes.
I dunno, are the gym trainers the leader's friends? I always assumed they were more employees than anything.
How do you milk a pumpkin
Very carefully.
Bro, your Marshadows?
No u
DUDE
MILK
LMAO
Milk is tasty yes. What's wrong with that?
Yes.
I never get tired of milk jokes, so it's fine by me
Childish print undies
Milk! Does a body good.
But the demand is too high. Hex is overmilked and overworked, her poor nipples are so sore.
>jokes
Lay off the ice cream Hex, all that fat goes straight to your tits.
>"What are we gonna do on the floor, user-kun?"
Allister's mom
If Hex's milk is so rich and nutritious, how come he's so runty?
Milk alone is no substitute for a full diet, but Hex has decided not to let Allister eat solid foods and subsist only on her milk.
her milk is nutritious yes, but it changes you into a kid
>Get turned into a cute kid
>No longer strong enough to fight off Hex cuddles
H-how awful haha
MY mom!
How do you feel about this?
>scientist’s daughter is an /x/ schizo
kino
Evil spirits are sapping his strength. Hex's milk is the only substance nutritious enough to give him energy faster than the ghosts can drain it.
They're kinda cute together but still feels like a total crack pairing with the total lack of theming
Would explain where the bigger Hexes get their voluptuous shape from though
>Wicke is Hex's mother
>Alister is her son
Oh yea, the stupid headcanon is all coming together.
>total lack of theming
>Purple hair
>THICC
What more of a theme do you need?
Wicke is thicke by default but Hex is scrawny and only thicc when fanart runs with it, so I file that under lack of theming
>Wicke sends Hex out to kalos to learn about mega evolution
>Hex’s interest in the paranormal grows more and more during her time in kalos and learns more about the mysterious mega evolution
>eventually runs out of funds and is forced to sell her breast milk to return home
>along the way meets Calem and gets pregnant with Allister
>returns to alola as a mega pregnant, full on schizo conspiracy theorist
Oh man, Calem turned Hex into a Johto Medium.
For those who don't get it, check the GSC Medium trainer.
At least she's a sexy preggo.
holy fuck dude spoiler that shit, nearly gave me a heart attack
>and the best one is your favorite.
nah that's gay the best hex is this one with a gun
American Hex?
Does coffee slice still do porn? Their newgrounds is abandoned
who is the ideal girl/waifu for those who hate pokemon, hate fairies, hate nintendo and want a 100% anti-pokemon waifu/girl
They post it on Twitter now
He absolutely still does porn, his patreon is full of it.
>gotta make a twitter account just to view porn
Why is every popular website following this trend its so obnoxious
It's fine, when Twitter inevitably bans porn he'll prrobably head back to Newgrounds
Moo~
Would appreciate if you guys would stop posting lewd pics of my mom
I SAID get off the internet Alister.
There are many hexs. My hex gave birth to me, not Alister
BOOB genes
hex is making ghost friends
I NEED Hex booty on my face.
Hex booty is too strong for you traveler.
You can't handle it.
That's a cute Hex
Kissy face.
I'll be kissing her, alright.
More like Flex Maniac amirite
Damn GOMAD really works if you use your own milk.
I need to kiss her
>>gotta make a twitter account just to view porn
nitter.net
deadlifts are the spookiest workout
Even being a huge muscle bound She-Hulk, I get a sense of awkward cuteness from this Hex.
Do you think she'd be awkwardly passive while kissing or awkwardly aggressive and go at you with immense passion once you initiate?