Human Labrat

What do you think about it anons? Basically getting paid to sit around for 1- 2 weeks then having to do a couple of visits afterwards. Pretty easy money.

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Yeah.
And there's never any complaints, because them cunts died. It's perfect.

I have no reason to fear eternal rest

basically the lowest form of prostitution. hookers walking the street are above you

How much does it pay?
Seems like something that people would do for supplemental income. I don't think it would give you a livable wage, I could be wrong though.

Pretty based, actually. Conquering the fear of death is a hard thing to do.

It depends a lot but you can even find some for upwards of 10k in the US. You can find some for like 2k that may take a week or no time at all besides visits. While other night be 4k for like 2 weeks.

I’ve considered it, I used to get ads for depression medication paying up to 3k
I have a brother who’s on 3 meds he’s high functioning schizo with depression and I can attest that these meds have permanent mental and hormonal side effects. That’s the only reason I didn’t go through with it

Choosing your own death is the most based which he isn't doing but still fairly based

Million of people did it for free for 2 years now

>Get paid to play russian roulette.
>Easy money.
Just because it's easy doesn't mean it has no costs. You might die early. You might go blind. You might have your dick rot off.

It's okay. Just try to avoid phase 1 (testing for safety in humans), because it's more hazardous and the pay isn't better. I got 50/hr for it.

most of the stuff that pays highly does so for good reason, meaning that the medication is for very intensive shit and very taxing on your body. you may get lucky and be in the placebo group, or you could get unlucky and suffer permanent side effects that they neglect to ever report despite ruining your life. if you're truly desperate, it can be decent money on top of giving you food and a place to stay for a month for the longer studies, and other than the first dosing day and maybe a handful of other days, you have most of the day free to do whatever you want (stuck inside, of course).
t. worked in clinical trials

Gf in high school was pimped by her mom for a variety of medical trials.

She ended up with some rather mental issues

I am making $30k from clinical trials this year from taking a new formulation of an FDA approved weight loss drug while working from home.
It is the best thing to happen to me in a long time.
You can also just be a full-time labrat; I've met many people now who travel all accross the country to participate in trials.
If you have a reputable facility in your greater area, it could be easy money.

Its called blasting off on DMT.
Do it just once and the fear of death vanishes.
The spirit dimension is amazingly beautiful and full of impossible geometry.

You're an idiot. You're bound to roll the dice on something that fucks you up in a miserable way man. Those facilities pay out like $15k to test drugs on ppl but some of the shit they test has been known to kill people. Life is too short as it is and money is ez to come by in crypto. Anyone working at a McDonalds and buying RSR right now to the tune of $200/mo will /makeit/ in about 5yrs.

Unbelievable what you are willing to sell your health for..

It's extremely common in Madison, WI - big testing facility up there and its always the poorfag homeless ppl and some retardedly desperate college kids that do it. They are paying ppl nearly nothing to possibly destroy their health for life. It should be criminal but we are in a hyper capitalist society... so

Unreal. Should be considered unethical beyond ability to do given the class skew. Is why they disallowed people to offer themselves in place of others in draft and Morgan's son was able to spend less to send someone to death than he did yearly on cigars. On a related note, tons of people took the clot shot across classes, for literally nothing, literally the worst possible thing they could hope to be a labrat wrt.

You guys act like we'd have drugs at all if no one was willing to take the plunge and try them first. The pay is not too bad compared to other jobs with similar hazard too.

if you have a vagina and good genes you can literally make 6 figures a year selling your eggs

I mean, it's better than taking clotshots and not getting paid for it

Kek

Im with u buddy. I've been a crypto millionaire since the early 2018 selloff and im a by the books numbers guy when it come to risk management. im shocked anyone who actually even has money took the jab. something like 5B+ ppl have taken at least 1 shot for something with less than a 1% mortality rate among the healthy. it blows my mind but i think i figured it out recently, most countries dont require a jab to enter them but if u dont have the jab u have to take a covid test 72hrs prior and have the negative results upon boarding a flight or exiting one. this is the kicker, ppl are naturally lazy and to avoid the testing are just getting the jab instead. also a lot of wagies had no choice, it was either jab or lose their jobs. the priv and btw only priv on earth is wealth priv, bc guys like us dont have to march to our own deaths like the nigger cattle have been doing.

I wonder how much I can make per year selling my sperms.

Story? I'm intrigued to know more.

About 15k

Obsolete profession. They do this via gov mandates now.

May as well just become a straight up crash test dummy for new vehicles

It's much harder to get approved for that

I did one a couple weeks ago (UK) 6 grand for siting around playing playstation for 2 weeks. I've done a bunch and never had any side effects, will continue them until I find a job that actually pays alright. Just don't tell people as they will think less of you

We just completed the first digital female skeleton recently.
Real life testing is boomer shit, another excuse for them to keep the junkies and illegals around to trim their bushes, suck their cocks and fuck them in their gay geriatric assholes.
Long the simulations.