Why the FUCK are you not growing weed on the side?

>minimal investment to get started
>steady revenue
>easy work
>product sells itself
>great profit margins
>no taxes, overhead or paperwork
>can smoke as much reefer as you want
the fuck is wrong with you faggots?

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>3 years of daily anal rape in prison if you get caught
Are you a secret homosexual OP? I would be growing if I was a woman going to a woman resort prison, but I am not.

>3 years of daily anal rape in prison if you get caught
maybe in a police state like America
in an actual civilized country you get a slap on the wrist. nobody goes to prison for a bit of weed here.

Just claim you’re a woman.

Nigger!

Someone who isn't me would love to do this but doesn't really know where to start and thinks they'll accidentally burn their house down with cheap chinese gear.

tell this weak bitchass who isnt you to just read some grow guides and buy quality gear. he wont regret it. hes not worried about his fridge burning down the house is he?

Everyone is doing that now where I'm from. Market seems like it's getting flooded. And I don't like weed that much. Hate the smell too.

Are you a fucking american or what

Because I actually have a job and don't want a criminal record as I would get fired.

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Yes you do if you're growing in most European countries. Good luck proving you had no intent to sell I wouldn't gamble my anal virginity.
No worky in Europe.

He isn't, but LEDs and a fan constantly going seem more likely to cause issues. Is there actual brands that are reliable? I assume it's all repackaged chinkware.
Also says he read a few guides and is keen and would save lots of money but for some reason is being a bitch ass about it.

bullshit my yuro friend got busted with several keys they hit him with a fine and probation.
theres no way you go to prison in yurop over weed as a first offender. just cry a little bit about how much you regret it and your bad childhood.

he assumes it's all repackaged chinkware*
Sorry autocorrect

Eastern Yuro. Definitely doing 3 years here if they catch you with an entire fucking indoor setup.
Prisons are also rape dungeons no thx.

what you faggots dont seem to realize is in yurop you get a jail out of free card as afirst offender.
especially if you run a small grow op theres no wy you go to prison for it. and even with a small setup you can still pull down some nice numbers.
I understand the concern but Ive never really heard about that happening. never fucked with LEDs only NDLs but you can get quality gear for sure. sorry, I mean your bitch ass friend. and once you, I mean he sees how good/cheap the homegrown stuff is over black market crap he will kick himself for not doing it earlier.

>Eastern Yuro
I mean Im talking about civilized countries so obviusly not eastern yurop
youd probably just get raided by gopniks before the cops even catch on to you

I'll let him know I think he'd be very very keen to try thanks user

Just read in my local german newspaper some poor lad got sent 3 years in jail for growing and selling.
It's probably not even the weed that makes authorities hunt you down here, but the tax evasion.

You are wrong. I grew for a few years, made about 20k dollars every 3rd month. It was comfy, but if I got busted I would get 2 years, and that is in a very kind Euro-country.

>Just read in my local german newspaper some poor lad got sent 3 years in jail for growing and selling.
probably had priors or weapons or some other shit. or he was running a massive operation. or he was in bavaria. as a clean first offemdwr with a small one Lighter you wont go to jail especially not in germany. you could kill somebody in broad daylight and probably serve less than 3 years

Lumatek is the best. Only LED's I have used. They are pricey but will last for many years with 24/7 use.

here in spain you can grow and "sell" legally in cannabis clubs and i think its not even taxed

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At least prisons in Germany aren't full of rapes... r-right?

see sounds like you were running a good sized op and selling a lot of bud. i stand by what i said yoi wont get prison for a small one lighter as first offender

I live in Michigan bro, there is a weed shop on every single block in my city.

Depends on the country. In western Europe you can do 3-4 plants and get a fine and do community service for 50 hours. Worth it every day of the week. At some point I will start up again, but only with 4 plants max. Gives me 500-600g's every 3rd month. If you sell it on DarkNet (like you should) for crypto it is a good money maker. I sold for 20 bucks a gram there. People are desperate, but they got high quality, so it is worth the price.

If you want to do this, research your countries prior sentences for the various amounts of plants. Part of the gig is accepting that you will get caught and what the maximum penalty will be. In some places the law is strict, in others it is basically legalized so the trade-off is a no-brainer. If you accept your penalty when you begin, you will never worry if you get unlucky. I quit because the paranoia was too much after a while. Sure, 20k is a lot when you have nothing, but when you are doing well financially, 2 years behind bars for an extra 100k a year isn't worth it.