Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY made money?
I made $10k on the uniswap drop because I forgot I used it one time
First time ever buying puts, bought a 5 dollar one expiring that day in Intel right before a huge crash. Didn't know what puts were. Made 1.3k
Yeah I got like 2 grand from the osmosis airdrop, was only holding like $100 of cosmo
Same with donut but 30k. I didnt checked my balance for months and someone came up with the mooning donut price discussion, i checked and almost shit in my pants, especially that i live in a 3.w country.
Yea.
>Moving across state in God’s country.
>Needed to rent a Uhaul.
>Went to pick it up from Uhaul guy.
>”want insurance?”
>nah. Insurance is a scam.
>”You sure? These things are like $40k
>How much?
>”$80”
>Alright whatever.
>”want the extra insurance?”
>how much?
>”$20 more”
>*sigh* fuck it. I guess.
>proceeds to smash a fucking deer outta no where.
>call insurance.
>”looks like you got the best insurance, user. Wait right there. We’re coming to get you with a new truck. Do you want us to pay for movers to unload and reload everything onto the new truck?”
>You guys do that???
>”user, you got the best insurance. We can either pay someone to do it or we can pay you to do it?”
>No fucking way… how much?
>”Can’t tell you. You have to decide first.”
>fuck it. Why not?
They paid my dumb ass $500. That paid for the truck rental, all of my expenses, gas, and put an extra $200 in my pocket.
I’m never not buying insurance now.
with the bsc casino i did 10x with random shitcoins
I find money on the floor all the time, 5cents or a blue note, its money you wouldnt have if you would just keep your eyes peeled to the floor in public places
that's neat
>be me
>watch congressional hearings
>some guy comes on and says GameStop is a big anti-Semitic movement
>dump life savings in
>4x two weeks later
>'lost' my wallet (it was in some laundry)
>go to pizza place i was at earlier to ask them about wallet like a dumbass
>$50 on the floor, mine now.
>in shoe store
>buying shoes
>sit down to put new shoes on
>random handbag next to me
>continue to look inside hand bag
>$600 cash
>take the cash and walk out with new shoes
N
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Just bought groceries and the cashier give me wrong changes. Now I have extra 10$.
G
yeah. i sucked a daddy dick and didn't know i was going to get $5 tip for it.
I bought some bitcoin to buy something, didn’t understand how it worked, ended up with a extra, like 25$ worth. Got frustrated and walked away. Came back to it a few months later and realized it was then worth 55$.
I think I bought at 12k and sold at 40k accidentally.
Now I look back and wish I would have put real money into it.
I found a $50 bill on the ground once, that was pretty awesome
I accidentally used 20x leverage but put in the usual margin, and instead of making roughly $7k in a day, I made $20,000.
Thing is, if it went sour, I would have lost so much
>3$k
>20x leverage
>3x profit
What the fuck
This is my paranoia. Thank you for assuaging my fears that they’d still fucking jew you after paying for insurance anyway.