Take her offer?
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Christian Clark
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Carter Roberts
no
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Easton Flores
100% its like the benefits of a wife but without any of the cons, AND CHEAPER
Kevin Perry
Deal but she has to scrub in a thong
Jeremiah Reed
>All of the benefits of a girlfriend minus the sex
Huh, what did she mean by this?
Jeremiah Reyes
>but no sex
Ok I am not surprised.
Jackson Morales
Depends what you would normally charge for rent. Let's say you would normally charge $1000, you're basically paying $850 a month for a glorified maid. Not worth it. It might sound good because she offered to cook every night too. But there's no guarantee she'll be willing to keep that up long term, but she'll definitely still expect to only pay $150 a month, so you'll be forced to evict her which will be a pain in the ass.
Jayden Murphy
Lmao no chance. BS laws mean you'd have a hard time evicting even if she paid nothing
Zachary Lee
No sex but can I jerk off while she is topless cleaning?
Jackson Clark
Yeah why not kek
My girl dumped me after 12 years so I could use some whore who cleans topless
>minus the sex
yeah whatever bitch
Henry Foster
>But clean topless
so you just have blue balls all the time. great...
how about everything except keep your shirt on as well.
Xavier Turner
I'd add daily blowjobs to the condition.
Tell her it's just oral, not real vaginal sex, so she shouldn't worry.
Little distinctions like that easily get through most women's reservations and boundaries.
After all, she was already open to cleaning topless.
Carson Phillips
$150 in Canadian dollars? Isn't that like $50USD?
Elijah Lewis
never accept something like that
Ryan Cruz
This, fuck women and fuck laws.
Brandon Taylor
She has to clean up after that too.
Jason Jones
>all the benefits of a girlfriend
>minus the sex
Absolutely do not take her offer OP, lmao. Someone who does not have her shit together enough to have an income to afford more than $150/month in rent is not going to keep your house clean or cook for you. Why does she even want to do this? That's a few hours of work per day to keep up the house and do other housewifey things, why doesn't she just get a job and make money during that time?
Absolutely not.
Brody Ortiz
>"Welcome home, I made you dinner!"
>microwaved hotdog and easymac
>"By the way, I hope you don't mind Tyrone is coming over later tonight!"
>"Also, would you mind watching my little king Aiden tonight?"
Josiah Torres
Hot
Anthony Price
Bingo. Once she starts receiving mail there, you can't kick her out.
Sebastian Roberts
She's asking for suck and fuck for free rent but she doesnt want to say it.
Literally tell her she can come over but she needs to be topless when you want.
Then just start grabbing your self when she's cleaning, watch how quick that "no sex" shit goes out the window.
Easton Rodriguez
>hire a prostitute without getting the services of a prostitute
No thanks. I would literally respond "what the fuck is wrong with you?" and shame her on social media to all her friends and family.
Andrew Peterson
cope
Nicholas Thomas
Id trade a BJ a day for rent 100%
Cooper Perry
How are we supposed to answer this without any info on her looks / sex appeal?
Julian Miller
lmao fuck these hoes, absolutely NOT
Julian Cooper
>$150 in Canadian dollars? Isn't that like $50USD?
One Canadian dollar is .77 Cents.
Your dollar is weaker than our dollar you fucking retarded mutt.
>HURR DURR CANDA BAD!
Okay, retard.
Google CAD to USD.
Owen Gomez
Yikes that's like 50€.
Hudson Bell
Fuck no
Colton Peterson
Jonathan Cooper
>Absolutely do not take her offer OP, lmao. Someone who does not have her shit together enough to have an income to afford more than $150/month in rent is not going to keep your house clean or cook for you.
If shes actually Canadian not only will the fuck and suck for free rent but she actually will cook.
Unlike American women, leaf holes tend to know their place.
City Leafs need not apply.
Henry Cruz
imagine living with a literal prostitute
imagine even being connected with a prostitute on social media
Robert Howard
Kek. Canigger btfo
Elijah Murphy
>>"By the way, I hope you don't mind Tyrone is coming over later tonight!"
American everyone, constantly talking about niggers.
Post pictures you fuckin dick heads.
Jace Davis
>Then just start grabbing your self when she's cleaning, watch how quick that "no sex" shit goes out the window.
That's when the rape charges happen, and she gets a fat settlement in court.
Isaiah Hughes
Dominic Hernandez
>no sex
>gay laws about eviction
>$150 a month
>a woman
>dealing with annoying women bullshit
>dogshit cooking
>thumbnail looks like a fat american woman
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
I’d rather rip off my nipples with a pair of pliers than do that shit.
Josiah Kelly
How fucking dumb are you yankees?
1 CAD = 0.77 USD
How the fuck do you get 1/3rd from that?
What fucking nigger websites are you using for these calculations? Infowars?
Justin Cruz
obviously not
Eli Campbell
"Come around tomorrow so we may talk about this. "
Claim you want to see what you're working with, then test to see if she's up for fucking, if yes, you'll have a live in maid/prostitute, not a bad deal imo, just don't get attached and be sure to bring other girls home now and then so she doesn't take it for granted.
Isaiah Richardson
He's wrong you fucking nigger lover.
Americans are all fucking faggots.
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Result: 150 CAD = 115.15925758 USD
Dumb fuck nigger.
Sebastian Gray
>all the benefits of a girlfriend minus the sex
Thomas Hernandez
Because you are a coombrained moron who can't think about consequences.