Why are bikini car wash businesses so rare?

In many big states their isn’t a single one. Their are some on some places but they seem extremely rare yet their are regular car washes everywhere why? Have girls in bikinis do it you can charge 4x as much? Is it zoning laws or something? The ones that do exist in say Florida or Nevada seem popular and profitable.

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Maybe something about womens…rights?
Nah, probably some kike shit

maybe because it's retarded
imagine paying for this shit
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I don't know if you noticed, but we are currently in turbo feminist times where just glancing at a woman is practically considered as rape, twitter trannies would shut down such things asap

>charge 4x as much
>takes 10x as long
>requires 2x the labor which is more expensive to begin with
try charging 40x as much and maybe it will make sense

>Why are bikini car wash businesses so rare?
Because all the women are fat.

Go back to wherever you came from

What would stop someone from opening one though? I understand their would be bitching but from legal/business prospective. I mean their are like “sex positive feminists” talking about how sec work is real work. And again bikini car washes do exist their just really really rare in America.

Women can do only fans and dont have to go to jerk off carwashes.

Because a bunch of fat dykes and Karens would seethe about it today, and then the same ones saying it's exploitation would be demanding that trannies should be allowed to do it.

Not all but yeah I guess but obviously you go to Starbucks grocery whatever their are young attractive non fat women working their. You do go outside right? Their are at least 10x as many strip clubs as bikini car washes.

Women are annoying enough working in offices. So you think they're any less bitchy in bikinis?

user it's really fucking weird to pay money to see women in bikinis. This goes for Hooters, Twin Peaks, those stupid fucking bikini cafes. It's fucking weird.

Because everything is about sluts already so why would I want some lazy whore in a bathing suit to do a mediocre job washing my car? Kazakhstan

I guess only fans and other internet porn is a thing but their is still people who don’t use internet would be interested. I mean their are bikini car washes that exist today and they seem to be doing well.

Their labor costs are too high. You can't compete against a mechanized car wash.

I mean they have dirty coffee stands so maybe it's just because the women are more protected inside their little booths and therefore feel more comfortable? Also, making coffee and showing your ass is a lot easier than actually washing a car in the sun

Because they can't wash cars for shit. it's weaid and look how she is standing on the hood.

Implying a is not b.

This only worked in white societies.

This. Imagine some roastie standing on your car, leaving massive dents all over it just so she can shake her ass for some real or imagined camera somewhere. Then to add insult to injury you're supposed to PAY the thot(s) for their "time" and "effort". It's pathetic and sad that the well meaning evolutionary goal of giving a woman income and safety in order for them to raise your children has become so subverted.

worst thread ive seen in years

Tell you what, bring back Whore houses and lower COL and taxes and maybe I would pay 16 year olds to wash my cock with their mouth and hands.
Another reason I want to get rich, move someplace where prostitution isnt illegal.

because sadly, we live in the age of women empowerment

There are alot of bikini coffee stands where I live in Arkansas. I have a couple grease ball buddies that love going for the attention. They get regular traffic.

I did it once. It was shit. Poor washing job. No tits on the window. Just a couple of skanks who don't know how to wax scrubbing with Dawn dishsoap

how does one not feel embarrassed paying money just to stare at women in bikini's? It's the same mentality that's causing actual prostitutes to become multimillionaires on OnlyFans. Think about what you're contributing to when you pay for that shit - it's absolutely embarrassing for the patrons

I see. I Can’t really just take your word for it. Obviously the wash is just part of it watching the show is the other half.

Wasn't fuck of a show. In the movies it seems like you get ass and tits on your windshield. In my experience it was trash

nobody is going to pay big bucks for some sluts to wash their car in this economy
not to mention the difficulty of finding a whole team of attractive women to hire

Because you want what you want and don’t care about the consequences it has on others? It’s not simping it’s an exchange of money for a service.

>it's about being a mindless consoomer
got it

But I agree with you still. Just explaining the logic of someone who would pay for only fans / a shitty car wash.

Alright. I didn’t know. I guess lots of people like you go in for the first time and are disappointed? Not a lot of returning customers then.

Well it wasn't a real business it was college girls or some shit in a parking lot with some buckets