/smg/ - Stock Market General

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You call this a rally you lil b*tch step into my biterange and see what the fook happens m8

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata Chloe
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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/smd/-suck my big nig throbbing dick

t. cryptochad

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>REUTERS: JOE BIDEN SHITS PANTS IN FRONT OF SAUDI KING. WTI RALLIES TO $150/BARREL.

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All around me are familiar prices
Worn out movements, worn out prices
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

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You used my webm

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NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE

siga homophobes

Hmm. Chart gizmos insisting I wait before shorting appear to gave been correct. Thank you chart gizmos.

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too late for SIGA? worried the cancer news drop was priced in with the pump from the other day -__-

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it's a good one mang

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market's aren't supposed to be predictable

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WERE THINGS AS CONFUSING DURING 2008?

Hes just going to bribe them with government funds to lower the price. Bearish for oil.

>Monday dump
>Friday pump
God, this market is so boring and predictable.

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Read Keynes general theory
Go outside
Be normal

Cash Gang don’t lose money here, we just lose purchasing power.

Why does Russia suck so much at war? They’re literally fighting a weaker enemy lol.

don't even get me started.silver was going pants on head retarded and nobody had any idea why.

Got raped by the gap up and upward price action and had to roll my 0DTE SPY 380 and 381 naked calls to Monday 383. Jim Cramer is sounding the bell at the NYSE monday I heard.

I bought $2000 worth of SIGA 9/16 puts and UVXY today. It's really that easy.

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SPY 360 had to have been the bottom. FUCK. I can't believe it. Was that the actual bottom? I was expecting a retest of 360 or a bounce at/near the 200WMA

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By the looks of the chart, yes.

I’ve given up on trying to convince you stubborn fuckers to buy in
You say you want in cheaper
It gets cheaper
You laugh and say that it’s a good thing you didn’t buy
Then it goes higher

Every time

Because it's a fake crisis engineered by the central banks to pull money out of the future in order to prolong the hyperdebt bubble so that they can create a system of slaves

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SOXLsissies, I'm not 100% sure but I think wgmi

I'm buying SQQQ, this pump is fake and gay

Take your meds Mannarino I'm worried for your mental health

not wearing underwear

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People have been calling the “bottom” since January. This is just a rally based on technicals and bull copium. We are going much much lower.

I am so sick of SIGA shills.

How old is that image you retarded bagholder?

iktfb. i also sold spy 380 calls a couple of days ago. i doubled down at spy 383 this morning and was able to break even on the pullback at 9:50am. doesn't usually work out but i got lucky today.

damn, i wanna smell her ass so bad

Baba Bros we lost

buy more puts retard that’s what you niggers love to do

Why are commodities falling when inflation is still going up?

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Im so thankful for options. I only lost what I was willing to lose, and I had the opportunity to make much much more. I used risk management and I can surely make my losses back on the next trade.

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>I am so sick of being wrong
Just buy the fuck SIGA

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All commodities will be replaced by crickets and meal worms, therefore there appropriate price is 0

homophobe

>NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE
YOURE NOT MAKING ANY CENTS!

Cancer news drop?

Didn't Iran promise some fuckery recently as revenge for Trump icing their general? I could see them countering any price drop...kinetically.

wow this broke nigger only has $1300

a curse upon the bears
their children too
and their children's children
forever true

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Europe has no money and China is entering its own 2008?

Icing their general was payback for killing our contractor.

BTFO bobo fags.
The white house said the CPI report was old news. This is officially the bottom.

I sold to open my 380 and 381 calls around 10am yesterday and was expecting a gap down today or none at all so i didnt sell when i had the chance yesterday, but thus is life. I'll just keep rolling until they expire worthless eventually, even if it takes me a month
>every day is a battle these days

Why is it called the white house sounds like systematic racism to me

piss off already

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Iran is always talking shit. Still...biden will probably give them the latest military hardware to be quiet.

l-lewd

>tfw your a SIGASISTA
>but tfw you're also a SOXLSISTA
Oh yeah ladies, I think we're in charge

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> July 15, 2022 - 7:30 am
SIGA to Supply TPOXX® to Support KaliVir’s Oncolytic Vaccinia Clinical Immunotherapy Program
>NEW YORK, July 15, 2022 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- SIGA Technologies, Inc. (SIGA) (NASDAQ: SIGA), a commercial-stage pharmaceutical company focused on the health security market, today announced a collaboration with KaliVir Immunotherapeutics to make TPOXX® (tecovirimat) available for use with KaliVir’s proprietary oncolytic vaccinia immunotherapy platform. This novel oncolytic platform includes multiple proprietary genetic modifications that can be combined to generate a unique oncolytic virus that has been optimized for systemic delivery and anti-tumor immune stimulation. Under this partnership, SIGA is providing its TPOXX oral capsules to support future clinical programs.

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It was bear stearns / JP Morgan meddling right?

the world is seriously economically fucked, we are witnessing the last pump ever.

Fair enough, but it doesn't matter too much who threw the first punch between the Hatfields and the McCoys.

Well starting in about 2008 it wasn't.

Yeah, RTX and LMT seem to be likely winners this weekend.

If only I had the salary of a janitor I could slurp so much right now

You know exactly why and who causes silver to be retarded, like it is right now
>apocalyptic inflation for two years
>silver and gold crab down instead of going to the moon

I hate that bitch so much. God it’s unreal how much I hate her.

SIGA SISTERS R WE SQUEEZING?

okay the dump is coming i cant hold it in anymore
prairie dogging too much here

Grazie. Seems like a totally left field move that might pay off in a year or something though.

WHY IS AMD SO SHIT

It seems like they're making great movements, but I know the moment I buy it'll trigger the algos to crash with no survivors.

Hope you’re right. Mumu’s need to be slaughtered down to the last one so we have to eat the bugs.

>33% SIGA
>33% ASO (love Academy me)
>33% TQQQ
This has worked well for me over the last two weeks but I fear there's gonna be some dumping next week, so I want to sell something by EOD today. Which one would (You) sell?

>VIX -7.5%
wat

This price action is bullshit and I don't believe it.

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SORRY BOBO BUT THE MELTUP HAS COMMENCED

AAPL red

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>LOOK MOMMY, I MADE 100 DOLLARINOS!
go ahead and sell nigger

I spent a little time over at GME and they were posting fill naked butts and not getting banned. Why are the jannies so uptight 'round here?

Remember Bobo shifted the timeline when he called end the day red.

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Whats this mean?

>inb4 its my fault

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THE TOP IS IN 3000 INCOMING PREPARE YOUR PROLAPSED ANUS BULLFAGS

the bottom is in

shitty earnings coming up soon

I dunno, sometimes math just works out that way.

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wow true i didn't notice until now,
and that's how we know this market is manipulated as fuck and this pump is fake and gay

nice, just 100k HOG