/smg/ - Stock Market General

Oil just gapped up and everything pumped exactly at 10. Did something just get released?

ffs

Friday already?
where did this week go

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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT JEW MAGIC IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

Anyway, should I buy Scotch or beer tonight?

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Going all in on the new GMEQ Short ETF what could go wrong it literally cannot go tits up since GME is going to go to zero and delistedits FREE MONEY
Moass is fucking delusional

>triple 2/10 inversion
>this is a good thing!

I am financially heemed

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So are we shorting this pump or not? I don't see a reason the markets should be pumping long term.

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Ah, that explains it.

siga homophobes

always is bruther, just got to be faker and gayer to make it in clownworld

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scotch while watching some old italian films

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new paradigm!

Consumer 5 year inflation expectations tanked. 100 bps probability went down, dollar dumped

Look at this schizophrenic market lmfao

Lamo you fucking faggot finally got me to post in the GME thread.

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Yep,im buying puts before market close today

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INFLATION EXPECTATION ARE
D R O P P I N G

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>consumer sentiment up
>this means inflation will surely go down as money velocity is surely slowing down

This pump is both Fake and gay

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Every time.

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you should casually enjoy some beer then night cap it with scotch

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I was going to play MSFS. I'm so disillusioned on movies, I can't even bring myself to watch the old good stuff.

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oops

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I haven't watched a movie in 5 years

i'm the opposite, i can't watch modern films and can only enjoy old ones

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actual inflation goes up: I sleep
Inflation expectations I dreamed up: Real shit

what if we pump to 390

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Vix is taking a beating,unlikely

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Best old /smg/ films?

FUCK we had such a golden run of Supreme Court memes.

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What is the absolute cheapest PC I can purchase (really don't want to deal with building one..) that can run Flight Simulator?

they're depressing to watch nowadays because things seemed so much better back then

should I rent out or sell my house that I inherited from my grandmother. I only know about stocks and would put the about 190k into spy or dividend shit. I kinda like the idea of having a steady income through rent but selling seems like less trouble. Anyone know anything about this market?

I think the last one I watched was (((The Two Popes))) with Anthony Hopkins and the guy from Brazil.

there is literally no volume on aapl wtf

What this pattern is called?

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DON'T

sellers are exhausted

>Earnings per share: $2.19 vs $1.68 expected
>Revenue: $19.64 billion vs $18.22 billion expected
How did Citi btfo their expectations? Were the expectations just really fucking low so they blew them out easily, or did they actually have an incredible quarter? They beat by 50 cents per share lmfao.

Looks like it's another return to normal volatility day

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often enough yeah
italian neorealism for sure for recent times, something like bicycle thieves which highlights the tough economic times and how something as minor as a bicycle can influence a person's life

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It runs on Xbox; so it can be pretty potato. Keep in mind, my install is like 200GB.

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