Why is it so difficult to buy crypto

All these exchanges I've had so many issues with buying crypto, like Kraken wants a wire transfer and their google pay doesn't even work for me. Binance basically wants a picture of my asshole to reset my account same with crypto.com

I just want to buy some crypto

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try local crpytos. you should exchange crypto using the fucking block chain instead of their shitty banking software. If you are on a centralized exchange. you don't get the private key. meaning that you don't actually own any of it. They do. And can deny you service at any moment. Or just straight up scam you. with the good old ooops lost the private keys in a boating accident. And cash out launder it. and bingo.

Honestly I'm just going to kill myself. Crypto was my only way out of a shit life, and now I can't even buy any, they just make it so fucking hard on me. I only have cash app as a bank account so I cant do a fucking wire transfer. Why cant I just use my fucking debit card. fuck everything

It serves as an IQ barrier. You clearly don't meet the requirements

How do I do that? I just want to buy some MATIC

look for smaller exchanges and take your crypto off as soon as you buy, kucoin etc. or just accept kyc

you literally type in local cryptos. find someone who is willing to sell/buy at the price you want. And do the transactions with them. Use atomic swaps when possible. But if you want to use it for speculation instead of using it for its intended purpose than a big central exchange with a photo of your asshole will be perfect for you.

100% this. I've sent pictures of my asshole to 3 major exchanges and opened accounts with no problems. You either have to be extremely low-IQ or have a terrible looking asshole to not get setup on a major exchange.

OK. I'm new at this, can I use metmask to store my MATIC? It works on the ethereum network or what? I'm a n00b.
Yeah well I have been struggling with homelessness so I dont always have all my forms of ID, and to reset your account and stuff they want your asshole and all sorts of shit. It's just stressful man. I need crypto so I can never be homeless again. I don't have a bank account rn so I cant do wire transfers. I dont even have a car man to open a new bank account

>try local crpytos

This. Cryptos is an truly an asset of the world which values decentralization. So, buy it through decentralized platforms. It may be some learning initially, but once you get it, a whole new world will open to you.

>I have been struggling with homelessness
1. Go to temp labor jobs, work for a few weeks and save a few thousand in cash
2. In the process, get a bank account
3. Go to the DMV and get a state ID card/driver's license
...
4. Profit

You only get out of life what you put into it. Everything is a process and life is non-stop work. So start somewhere and move upward.

>Binance basically wants a picture of my asshole to reset my account same with crypto.com
what?

Lmao, then crypto should NOT be your priority right now

honestly i think ByBit has the best user experience by far
i signed up just to buy BitDAO tokens at first but ended up actually getting easily used to it

Binance and Coinbase are complete shit

Fuck you.

Ill check it out thanks

They just want all sorts of ID and shit to reset my account. I think I might be able to get into Crypto.com though, and that one was generally easier to buy crypto on
They dont have MATIC on there

I have an idea. Ill buy monero on localmonero, deposit to my kraken account, then convert it to Polygon. boom

Ooo I can also swap on Sushi nice

Just common sense, food and shelter are the basic needs, If you dont have those figured out dont move forward.

Tell that to the CEO of binance who sold his home to buy bitcoin

why do you need your account reset? I thought you were having trouble starting one?