Real estate slurpers

Our time has come. I will finally own a condo on the LA coast. What are you gonna slurp?

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an SFH house anywhere within 1.5 hours of boston.

>Captcha GASS0

Gonna build a trailer park.

Cope and seethr. You are priced out forever.

You call this a dip?
Zoomers and millennials really are fucked when they celebrate because prices have stopped going up
I’m still priced out of anything good on the coast
Probably have to move to Tennessee or some shittier place like bama

The dip has hardly begun

There is no dip, just a slight crab then another bullrun.

rate hikes soon, the slurpers will inherit(it was written)

Wow it's down 20% from ATH but it's up 100% in the last 5 years. You sure showed the jews

down 20% so far

No it's not lmao

>earthquake cracks the foundation
>$20M in maintenance gets allocated amongst the 100 inhabitants
>sorry goy your HOA fee is going up another $20k/year for the next decade
>can't sell it because no one is dumb enough to pay the HOA fee

big brain strategy

Real estate crashes are slow it'll take years to shake out.

Slurping a nice place by the beach in my Midwest flyover state and then slurping a place in France where I have family. I will be on the boomer snowbird rotation 30 years ahead of schedule.

good news for you, it was inflated 5 years ago as well. It's been inflated since 2015.

>beach in my Midwest flyover state
will look like this

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>earthquakes do not damage single family homes
>earthquake insurance does not exist
>OP is not a fag

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the building housed poor renters not old money cali coast chads

I feel like I can finally move out of my parents place. have enough for a down payment. I take home $5500 after tax. 200-250k(in texas) budget.

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you got this user

Nah that's an interstate stop several hundred miles away

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>rate hikes soon
Two more weeks until prices come down, right? LOL cope

for road trips, having these every other hour is nice