Comfy six figure job at wagecage

>comfy six figure job at wagecage
>team is fun to work with, we all get along
>raise comes in well below inflation at 2%
>get mad and find a new job that pays 25% more
>new job is not comfy at all
>everyone I work with is an uptight corporate drone
How do I convince my old wagecage to take me back? I fucked up bros

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its over retard, you can never go back

better buy some rope (ticker symbol ROPE)

you can't go back, you were going to get fired
what do you think a 2% raise was supposed to convey?

That's what you get for selling your soul for six figures

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't

If you want chill / relaxed work avoid all big consultancy firms. Not only are they likely going to pay you slightly below market rate, your workweeks will be 55 hours and paid 40 typically. Itherwuse you're out fast.

I have a job where i work on a 3-6 man team within a larger group of say 20-50 people on a project. Each project lasts between a month and a year, and the people change each project, but you get to know the people in the industry over the years and see the same faces often. My coworkers have always been awesome people and social stress is almost never a thing. The whole thing is gravy. The last 2 weeks ive been with a small group of guys i dont know, my new boss has extreme personality problems and inferiority complex that he masks with bully behavior. I seriously considered punching him today, and whole project is toxic as fuck. Got a call this afternoon to go to different project with an old boss, but pay is less, and its just to help him meet a deadline as project is wrapping up in a month or so and id need to find a new job after that. id burn a bridge with current company which has suplied me with allot of work over the years, but i really think this gig is going to end in an ugly way. I think a dozen other people feel exactly how i do right now. Should i jump ship?
I asked him a simple question for clarity today and he called me a retard to my face. He does this to everyone, but im a pretty serious person, and used to respect. Im twice his size fitness level and hes just a little older then my kids. He got his job because he goes duck hunting and 4 wheeling with project manager who larps as a countryboy on the weekends.
Im going to punch him tommorow fuck it. I wish duels were still a thing.

Thinking a 2% raise is indicative you'll get fired seems paranoid, or at least highly circumstantial. If it's OP's first year(especially if it isn't a full year) and his company isn't doing well or just OK, expecting a big raise would be ridiculous unless he's a rockstar. Hell, he could have just not gotten a raise.

OP, if you left very professionally you might still be able to go back. If you had any personal connections to anybody there, start with those. If not, check if they have your position listed and if so, apply. If not... wait.

Otherwise you could just learn to work with the others in your company. You don't have to be buddies with your coworkers, you know. It's just a job.

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