Be given one chance at life

>be given one chance at life
>hairy ass

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Shave it?

>given one chance at life
>exposed nerve

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>one chance at life
>cystic acne that started as a teen
>face is scarred and red/irritated constantly
>recurring dandruff/seborrheic dermatitis on scalp caused by same over production of oil that causes the acne
>28 inch waist (male), super skinny wrists and delicate feminine fingers to match
>massive gay alien skull atop my small frame
>poor circulation to hands and feet, raynauds syndrome
>feet and ankles crack repeatedly when I stand up and start walking

that's an elaborate way of saying you're a luke smith fan

ngl - ngmi
rope self before it's too late

What an odd list of ailments. God obviously doesn't love you lmao

I'm never roping, I'll be dead soon enough anyway

Probably could all be cured by extreme dietary changes

>not appreciating God blessing you with Chad t levels and raw gorilla energy.
you don't deserve that hairy dump truck you FUXKING effeminate faggot.

I did a paleo diet before I took the pluge to take accutane, didn't do anything to improve my acne.

I know there's more to it than this but I'm not overweight at all

this senpai

>be given one chance at life
>die

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Exactly. What fucking man is complaining about having a hairy ass? Who gives a fuck if their ass is hairy lmao

You think eating is going to add a few inches to my niggas wrist circumference

>business and finance

height?

6'0"

One good thing I suppose but obviously a very lanky, thin build at that height

>recurring dandruff/seborrheic dermatitis
ketoconazole 2% shampoo

I'm trying that again rn actually, today was my 2nd day putting it in. Didn't seem to do much the first time but there's improvement today. Dries the hell out of your hair though

>invest in changpump
>make 30k in a week
>get a permanent shave
>never have to worry about hairy ass

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