Nft bros we won

nft bros we won
>vice.com/en/article/mbmav3/why-tiny-dicks-might-come-back-into-fashion

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It truly is the "Chinese century".

vice writers are running out of content, so they just fabricate stories now lmao. i shouldve gone into journalism.

WHY BEING HOMELESS MIGHT BE A GOOD THING FOR YOU

Wasn't vice bought out of debt by George Soros?

we dud it, reddit!

big dick bro here. currently have two girlfriends I fuck regularly, working on a third. I cannot count the amount of times I've gotten laid just from sending some chick my dick pics. Or how many times girls said they loved me after getting fucked once or twice after I stretched the shit out of them. If I was a dicklet I wouldnt give a shit if I was a billionaire heir, I'd kill myself.

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Hungbros, we got too cocky...

Muh dick.

I just read the entire article and at no point was it explained why it would come back into fashion

It just said some people don’t prefer giga dicks

>2.5cm flaccid with 4cm girth
>17cm erect with 15.5cm girth

You people will never know what it's like to be a God.

I have a 14.5cm dick and i always wished it were bigger, if i could just increase it to 17cm all of my insecurities would be gone

>laid just from sending some chick my dick pics
does that work tho?

lengthlet.
>tfw 24x16.5cm
that's 9x6.5 for you burgers.

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Yes, to the tune of a quarter billion USD. How the fuck did they even rack up that much debt to begin with?
variety.com/2019/digital/news/vice-media-250-million-debt-funding-george-soros-1203205076/

but do you have my dinomorph growth ability?

Classical Aesthetics are back

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Lmao idiots and fags think dick size actually matters. It's who the dick is attached to. Anyone who's obessed with penis is ngmi.

My dick is small but bitches wanna ride my face

>6'5"
>athletic
>aryan
>hung like a roman

God I hope so.

Mine is 16.5. I've bottomed out with every chick I ever fucked so any longer is pointless. It's pretty much the perfect length. I'm a grower tho and that fucking sucks. Flaccid dick is less than half of my erect size on a bad day, I look like fuckin David.

t. virgin

it matters a lot, women love above average cocks but have sub 5 inches

Why do you care if your flaccid is small

no, when I'm cold af it's still like 4in/10cm.
having a perma bulge is kinda annoying.

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Quickextender Pro
You're welcome

Make sure to follow the directions though IMPORTANT POINT AND I AM NOT LIABLE FOR IF YOU MESS YOUR DICK UP

10cm flaccid isnt that big, im 9cm and it doesnt show at all
this shit doesnt work or else you wouldnt have hundreds of suicidal people on r/smalldickproblems

It does work, look it up

people really care about dick size? lmaoooo
this is why fornication is retarded. sorry whoremongbros...

did you miss the cold af part? probably 12-15cm during summer.

Linkboys we up

Cause he wants to impress the bwos in the lockroom