/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Stinky edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata Chloe
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

cnbc.com/2022/01/03/apples-3-trillion-market-cap-shows-value-of-share-buybacks-dividend.html
benzinga.com/news/22/01/25182891/what-does-apples-debt-look-like
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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Biden can at the very least apologize.

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What the hell why won't this all just fucking dump already I am tired of this foreplay

"I would like to announce, teleprompter break, that I, space, apologize"

This pic is also related.

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APOLOGIZE TO BURRY RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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if red id you all will burn

how can the market be considered forward-looking when it has been powered by tech companies purchasing their own shares using cheap debt for the past 10+ years?
how can it be priced in when what has been happening is NOT, in fact, "pricing in" at all but just the movement of cheap debt
what happens when the fuel of cheap debt begins to disappear?

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>green
well I guess I'm loading up on calls

ALL HAIL THE CRAB, THE EVOLUTIONARY CHAD GENUS, THE ALL MIGHTY PERFECT CREATION THE CRAB, HAIL.

that's the signal!!
BUY BUY BUY BUY

>debt begins to disappear?

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I thought it was priced in?

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>what happens when debt disappears?
The crypto schizos get fabulously wealthy. Good thing that will never happen.

Only good news is priced-in :^)

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Tesla will never ever be below $700 ever again

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Want to see the least surprising chart in the world?

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I am debating going all in TQQQ

digits will guide me

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holy fuck oil bros... its over...

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I hate the crabs

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Soxx & QQQ companies have almost zero debt. This all happpened in your mind.

Hey man, you ever consider, they hate you?

>what happened in 1972

I don't need to consider that, I already know it.
Everyone hates me

Nice, seems good. I’m sure a 2.00% sized piss taking will reign that in

WTI doing some crazy shit the past couple hours though.

cold war is ramping up too, always wondered what living under jimmy carter into reagan was like

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I'm about to go on a date which I'm excited about. We're going to an art museum and the botanical gardens. See you anons later.

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Sorry bears, bull market is back on the menu

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Don't blow it, user. We're all counting on you.

*you feel warm wet bull lips rubbing the back of your neck*
just doin a little meltup inside you user... let it happen, it'll be over soon

Have fun, user!

cnbc.com/2022/01/03/apples-3-trillion-market-cap-shows-value-of-share-buybacks-dividend.html
benzinga.com/news/22/01/25182891/what-does-apples-debt-look-like

wear a mask

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Is the second coming of Trump going to be like the second coming of Reagan?

Yep. Looks like the 1970s to me.

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No, they're going to shove in Zion Ron.

noice

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If crude is really about to go green after being down 6% it has to mark an interim bottom. Saudis tell Biden to fuck off and we go back to 100 next week

Everyone want to be Volcker until it's time to do Volcker shit.

Wouldn't cheap debt drying up make the crypties desolately poor? They are entirely reliant on the fed reserve pumping their bags.

does the secret service still use uzi's?

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another delectable little dippy sippy for me to slurp, yum!

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Kek I’d laugh so much if it was the Saudis dumping so Biden loses all his leverage before the meeting

Remember how from 2020 until the end of 2021 everyone daid the market can't possibly go higher this is the top. Only it wasn't and the markets just kept running until The end of 2021. Yeah this is that but in reverse it's going to be a long way down. Better find something you want to hold forever and just buy it because we are going to see lows not seen in a long time.

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I'm not sure, but I feel like those fags use MP7.

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$100 billion sounds like a lot if you don't know that's how much income apple makes every year.
They have $50 billion cash on hand and only did $100 billion of buybacks.

Even if sales dipped 50% next year they could pay it off in two years

Tim Soxl likes to bet on the ponies. He uses company funds to gamble, and now the debt is deep.

k dude
all-in long-dated calls then i guess
the ride will truly never end

DXY not cooling off at all

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threadly reminder, GME was right
>verification not required

UH OH STINKY

To be xtra prepared, you can put the condom on now, and save time later! :)