OMG HONEY LOOK AT ALL THE MARKETS CRASHING AREN'T YOU GLAD WE PAID $300K OVER ASKING ON THIS CUTE BUNGALOW IN A...

>OMG HONEY LOOK AT ALL THE MARKETS CRASHING AREN'T YOU GLAD WE PAID $300K OVER ASKING ON THIS CUTE BUNGALOW IN A WALKABLE NEIGHBORHOOD INSTEAD OF INVESTING IN THE MARKETS. OUR ZESTIMATE WILL NEVER EVER GO DOWN. DID YOU FINISH REMODELING THE BASEMENT YET? REMEMBER MY FRIENDS ARE FLYING IN NEXT WEEK. EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE PERFECT.

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bump, I like zestimate stacy

these threads are funny but they don't totally make sense. if you remodel the basement or kitchen or whatever it doesn't make the zestimate go up. in fact that's one of the main criticisms of zestimates/redfin estimates etc, that they're mainly based on size and location and neighborhood comps but aren't great at capturing the condition of the house.

Do you think that Zestimate Stacy's actually know how the algorithm works? user I don't know what to say.

I was only 39 years old
>I loved my Zestimate so much, I had all the charts of it on my wall
>I pray to my Zestimate every night before bed, thanking it for the net worth I've been given
>"Zestimate is love" I say; "Zestimate is life"
>My husband hears me and calls me a slut
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for my Zestimate
>I called him a limp-dicked faggot
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's my Zestimate
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Interest rates have dropped, rents are skyrocketing and there is no inventory."
>He grabs me and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my myself for my Zestimate
>He penetrates me with his huge Zestimate past my cervix
>It hurts so much but I do it for my Zestimate
>I can feel my cunt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please my Zestimate
>As he moves faster the heat begins to build between my legs
>Soon I'm in rapture with my first orgasm
>My body quivers as he thrusts and I scream in ecstasy "double digit annual increase in home valuation"
>Only my Zestimate can satisfy me
>He roars in mighty chimes of cash registers ringing as he fills my womb with equity growth
>My husband walks in
>My naked body is doused in my Zestimate's home appreciation and my husband sees my satisfied face for the first time in our marriage
>My Zestimate looks him straight in the eyes and says "Remodel the kitchen for an even bigger Zestimate faggot."
>My husband weekly nods his head in agreement as he sobs in the corner
>Zestimate leaves through my window
>Zestimate is love. Zestimate is life.

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Rentoid coper

This is real?

Why do the faggot jannies delete these threads? They are hilarious

Of course everything on Any Forums is real

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>the condition of the house
least important factor to consider when buying now

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