I just closed 30k worth of short positions for 34k. Not taking a loss because the FED is propping this shit up. At 1030 and 11 there were huge purchases on all the big stocks and eggs at the same fucking time. They're going to keep doing this to prevent the bottom dropping out. Bears are fucked. Free market is fucked. Parity is fucked.
>SIGA regards thought 15% in one day wasn’t going to be corrected Kek
Sebastian Allen
Chief wahoo probably has a penis tbqh senpai
Angel Sanchez
And just like that the crash is over. Thank you for playing.
Dylan Walker
>inb4 we close the day flat How long until the real fireworks start?
Logan Adams
>I want housing to crash but I want to keep my job. I call this the pleb conundrum (tm). Also I'm sitting pretty on like 200k boys someone help me out and point me to some tasties to slurp
checked, anyone have the meme of bobo kicking pink wojack from a cliff? I thought it was in a /smg/ this week but can't find it.
Matthew Collins
Agreed. It's manipulated and retail is on the outside. I should've gotten a 3x off those positions this week into FOMC and I bailed to not lose money. Fuck
Lol the jews are going to end the day green just to fuck with everyone How long can they manipulate this Schlomo and Ari are probably getting really tired cranking out all this fiat
Caleb Hill
I wish I had listened to the dollar milkshake bros instead of Peter Schiff
Brayden Thompson
>can't tell if Jacinda Ardern or a really thin donkey
Aaron Taylor
OH SHIT SON GWB LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What? Literally nothing is happening. I actually closed all my puts and opened calls. They should announce the dividend today or tomorrow and if it doesn't completely tank at FOMC like last week it could spuke into exdividend. I'll be buying more if it drops.
Ayden Harris
Dollar milkshake man is a real nigga
Logan Bennett
Bluff. No way Iran would give the US cassus belli. But they're kind of retarded, so maybe they'll do it.
Jaxson Evans
If I were sitting on 200k, I'd buy a luxury condo in the Philippines, get a remote work job with an American salary, and then win at life.
Ryan Gray
Utterly mogged by /ourgirl/ Tulsi What stocks do you guys think she owns?
Anything is possible. Also a war is a great way to distract the public from domestic economic troubles.
Adam Richardson
Damn, it feels good to be a mumu A real mumu-ass nigga plays his calls right A real mumu-ass nigga never sells shit at a loss 'Cause real mumu-ass niggas don't start fudding
I can't dip to the third world for personal reasons, I'm stuck in the west for now. Also 200k won't get you as far as you think in other parts of the world anymore (Thailand, Philipines). You're not the only one that thought about doing the expat thing.