/smg/ - Stinky Market General

Stinky edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata Chloe
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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You had 1 job.
Now there are 2 threads

>mfw all in on SPXS

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wat

I just closed 30k worth of short positions for 34k. Not taking a loss because the FED is propping this shit up. At 1030 and 11 there were huge purchases on all the big stocks and eggs at the same fucking time. They're going to keep doing this to prevent the bottom dropping out. Bears are fucked. Free market is fucked. Parity is fucked.

Post green positions

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I LIKE THIS BREAD BETTER THAN ALL OTHER BREADS!

Eggs = etfs. Thanks corrective text nigger

We're actually going to go back under DOW 30,000 lmao

we are about to dump again wtf is this market

>Big booty
Dude is a jokester.

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We aren't even at the 1 month bottom yet you fucking schizo. You sold a day early.

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TSLAAAAAAA YOU COCKSUCKER

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MMMMMMM, nice and stinky

Pretty obvious PPT is manipulating commodities for Joey B

So are we grinding our way back up to green the whole day?

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I hope they all choke

The devil (dollar) is correcting down. Everybody is healing. Justice is returning to the world. Let’s hope it stays subdued

MMM nothing like fried plantain braps.

Anyway, how about this price action?

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USAC bros...

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imagine if i actually had money

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I refuse to sell even one share.

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Yeah totally dude the Dow just has to gain 5 dollars in the next 4 hours.

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>SIGA regards thought 15% in one day wasn’t going to be corrected
Kek

Chief wahoo probably has a penis tbqh senpai

And just like that the crash is over. Thank you for playing.

>inb4 we close the day flat
How long until the real fireworks start?

>I want housing to crash but I want to keep my job.
I call this the pleb conundrum (tm). Also I'm sitting pretty on like 200k boys someone help me out and point me to some tasties to slurp

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ALL IN SWGAY

We all have to start somewhere

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checked, anyone have the meme of bobo kicking pink wojack from a cliff? I thought it was in a /smg/ this week but can't find it.

Agreed. It's manipulated and retail is on the outside. I should've gotten a 3x off those positions this week into FOMC and I bailed to not lose money. Fuck

Is this bullish?

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>Chief wahoo
Ah man too soon.

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Lol the jews are going to end the day green just to fuck with everyone
How long can they manipulate this
Schlomo and Ari are probably getting really tired cranking out all this fiat

I wish I had listened to the dollar milkshake bros instead of Peter Schiff

>can't tell if Jacinda Ardern or a really thin donkey

OH SHIT SON GWB LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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For think tank workers? No.

For OIL? Yes.

For defense stocks probably

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What? Literally nothing is happening. I actually closed all my puts and opened calls. They should announce the dividend today or tomorrow and if it doesn't completely tank at FOMC like last week it could spuke into exdividend. I'll be buying more if it drops.

Dollar milkshake man is a real nigga

Bluff. No way Iran would give the US cassus belli. But they're kind of retarded, so maybe they'll do it.

If I were sitting on 200k, I'd buy a luxury condo in the Philippines, get a remote work job with an American salary, and then win at life.

Utterly mogged by /ourgirl/ Tulsi
What stocks do you guys think she owns?

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Always has been

Anything is possible. Also a war is a great way to distract the public from domestic economic troubles.

Damn, it feels good to be a mumu
A real mumu-ass nigga plays his calls right
A real mumu-ass nigga never sells shit at a loss
'Cause real mumu-ass niggas don't start fudding

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Aren't we at something like a third of our recruitment goals in the army right now? It's doubtful we could realistically act on a casus belli anyway.

xD

I have an $11.40 average, Im just fine. I can handle the dips after the rips. We're going to $20 real soon.

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BULLRUUUUUUN

I can't dip to the third world for personal reasons, I'm stuck in the west for now. Also 200k won't get you as far as you think in other parts of the world anymore (Thailand, Philipines). You're not the only one that thought about doing the expat thing.