Why is a woman's anus so close to her vagina?

Why is a woman's anus so close to her vagina?
Asking for a friend

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because vaginas are just chopped off balls

So you can lick both with one tongue swipe
God doesn’t make mistakes

In case you want tuna with your buffet

because both are designed to discharge

Nice "business" board.

Newfag

A woman is the oldest profession. Deal with it.

Friendly reminder that God (ᚷᛟᛞ) is the stolen name of Godan (ᚷᛟᛞᚨᚾ). Jew missionaries originated the idea to steal Godan's name in order to eradicate the native Germanic religion by tricking the Native European people into signing over their souls to the jewish god Yahweh (יהוה). Early Christian converts were told to use Godan's name (God: ᚷᛟᛞ), in order to supplant their Native religion with the new Judaic sect that worships Yahweh.

God is not Yahweh and Yahweh is not God. Yahweh's name (יהוה) isn't God (ᚷᛟᛞ). Godan is the only god whose name is God (ᚷᛟᛞ). Yahweh and Godan are two very different gods from two different continents. The Middle Eastern Yahweh (יהוה) is not a god of European origin, unlike Godan, who is. Neither is Godan the god of the Bible, the jewish god Yahweh is.

Godan/Goden (which is what the Lombards called him) comes from Wodan/Woden (which still today is Oden in Swedish), which is Odin. In proto-Germanic it's Wodanaz. In modern German it's Wotan. "D" and "T" are very close in many European languages, and the "d" in "Odin" is the Nordic letter ð (as in Óðinn) which is a mixture of "D" and "T". For D=T see also: archive.is/nck73 -- which is why it's Wotan in German, and hence why it's Gott instead of God (so Gott Mit Uns = Odin With Us).

Curiously when the name of the jew-god Yahweh is spoken in Japan, it sounds similar to "Yabē yo" (ヤベーよ) which means "it's bad/dangerous".

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Birth control mechanism

all words are gay. jews hack goy programming by using language

Damn that’s crazy

holes are business

In some women it is a little farther from the anys than others.

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so you can carry them around like a bowling ball, everyone knows that.

you mean men

Funny isnt it some women have very forward facing vaginas which are basically high up and you can see everything when they are stood up. Others it seems to be hidden - on the bottom underneath them.

If her asshole isn't bleach white, it doesn't do anything for me.

In the womb before testosterone and other hormones are added, we are actually all female and the penis develops out of structures the vagina is formed.

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cuz theyre faggots