US HOUSING: I am a self proclaimed REAL ESTATE CONSULTANT AMA

I am an expert who conducts living due diligence on every major residential US real estate market on a daily basis. I also have insight on most small markets including all property types from lots to multi-million dollar custom homes. I help individuals, families, and businesses navigate the real estate industry by providing assistance with every aspect of the industry that agents, brokers, lawyers, banks, title companies, and investors are too stupid or too lazy to understand.

>Feel free to ask any questions re: this topic.

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If you were good at predicting the market, you'd be retired already.

I'm 24
and on track to make 8 figures this year

>Go to FL, bro
>instarape
>wow, so shocking
>Go to CA, bro
>instarape
>wow, so shocking

Oh ok, seems good enough then. Will line go up or down? Are my puts on Canada going to print money?

ok...are you able to formulate a question out of your comment?

ANSWER MY QUESTIONS

if your puts are on Canadian RE you're fucked. If your puts are on the Canadian Dollar you are good to go

>if your puts are on Canadian RE you're fucked. If your puts are on the Canadian Dollar you are good to go
My puts are on an ETF covering all of canadian stocks, and denominated in USD.

you're gmi...correction cooming faster than an erection be patient

Canada bout to get cucked by bug eaters

as a broke bitch, can i just get an fha loan to buy land to build a house on? thatd be cheapest right? would 10k be enough to put down for something like that? (in texas btw)

10k can go a long way for land in certain parts of TX. You can find deals just make sure water and electricity are available as well as access to the highway from your property.

With research and negotiation I could find you 4-5 acres with all the aforementioned. You need to make sure contractors will actually be available AND work the area for certian things like electrical but you can get Mexicans to do 85% of the work

>TLDR yes building in TX is a great idea also lots of good deals still if you're ok living near the SE border...Brownsville prob the best bang for your buck overall

I'm a grad student in the boston area making about 40k, is it worth it to buy a condo instead of renting, for 200-300k? How about buying a shack in lynn, worcester, or fitchburg for 200-300k? Have you ever dealt with buying foreclosures at auction? What is that like, and how expensive are title searches/insurance typically?

> 24
> 10mm
high, high doubt

I'm 31 and it seems I will never be able to afford a house.

1. title searches and title insurance are relatively cheap usually in the "hundreds" of dollars depending on the area.

2. Foreclosure auctions have set reserves to the final judgment price 99.9% of the time and they weren't very good in most markets BEFORE the pandemic NOW they are not worth the time really unless you find a specific property you NEED for a specific reason eg you live next door to it

3. I would highly advise not going over 200k max on a $40k salary the mortgage will be close to $2k/month with insurance and taxes et al wrapped into escrow

4. I would advise NOT buying in Boston esp not a condo AND esp not on $40k

5. Worcester SFH under $200k would be your best bet out of the options you provided preferably without an HOA bc they suck dick in Mass

Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, some parts of South Carolina, Oklahoma, and Arkansas are your only hope as of rn haha

Damn, so is it really better to keep renting at 1200/mo rather than buy a condo for 2k/mo? I don't anticipate SFH to be within a reasonable budget range for the foreseeable future. Another option is to buy and live on a boat for an average of 500-800/mo all costs/utilities and depreciation included.

I bought the following - am i good?

>North delaware
>330k
>2.75%
>20% down - mortgage like 265
>PITI 1300
>4 bed 1.1 ba
>1,200 sqft
>decent sized yard in decent suburb

add my salary is 163k

Thanks but I am not moving out of AZ haha fuck joe biden fuck central banks fuck the crypto crash

Here's a rule I just made up for you:
>If your rent is lower than the mortgage don't buy

you need to get a realtor who has some brains and if they are not retarded they will be able to help you find something you need that will work.

Before buying a boat just but a travel traveler and plug it in somewhere