Someone in my family just won millions of dollars

what the fuck do I do to get them to give me more money and to right their will to include my name? I dont ever want to work and now is my golden opportunity anons.

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write* fuck never gonna make it with monkey brain

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Be happy for them and keep working on your own trades. You sound like a pleb.

you and about a dozen other dipshits have the same idea. from what i've read about similar situations, sudden millionaires are more willing to help you out financially early on into their fortune, before getting fucked over by everyone they know. so strike while the iron is hot. sue. ask for help. whatever it takes. just don't wait for too long.

Kys nigger. You're a fucking parasite.

Mega-Sena?

>before getting fucked over by everyone they know.
Like OP. He's the roach who slinks out of the shadows at times like these.

You are literally in a time where you can make millions of dollars of your own merit if you're savvy enough. Even dumb twitch thots like Amaranth are making bank exploiting simps. There's money in the air in this Aquarian time. You have no excuse.

no retard nigger I cant say more but the person who won has only told me and like 2 other people. He sent me money 2 days ago too. Cope and seethe nigger LOL
am I a parasite if they already sent me money a few days ago without even asking? Someones mad

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> sudden millionaires are more willing to help you out financially early on into their fortune

>am I a parasite if they already sent me money a few days ago without even asking?
If you ask strangers how you can continue to exploit the good will of your generous family member? Yes.

>hey write me in your will so you can have a sudden 'accident'
No one is this stupid and you sound like a parasite, just be happy they already gave you some money.

>am I a parasite
yeah. just admit it, you maggot.

Congratulate them and work on yourself. Stop being a pathetic leech.

Tell them to buy a house and you'll rent it. Bam, you got the American dream on a loan you can walk out on (if you're a complete asshole).

if theyre old then be their caregiver and keep them out of the nursing home. resist the temptation to kill them sooner than natural causes intend.

I'm getting 15k after being nearly paralyzed by a nigger, and I mentioned it to a co worker oh my fucking god we don't even work together anymore he texts/calls me 9-10x a day, he's literally just aiming for my money I don't even fucking know the guy.
Honestly think he might try something stupid, and meanwhile he basically got me fired from my job making me field so many of his calls a day made me lose time and not finish my routes so I got fired.

I'm sitting in a place without power and this nigger still is calling me I haven't responded in 3 weeks yet everyday same shit.

Point I'm making is OP you're the same as this nigger faggot who is clearly aiming for isn't even a fraction of what I deserve after being nearly killed and some stranger who heard me talking like an idiot, immediately tried to stick his fangs in.

This must be truly hard, but it's unlikely they will you give you any significant money, maybe they will land you a hand if you are close but real money? Nope, not even if they won 150mil. It takes a special kind of person to just give that amount of money to another person there aren't many of us out there.

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There was an user here who gave me out of the kindness of his heart 5k after I got hit, and ended up giving me a job for a short period of time, good people exist but the person must be deserving and truly need it, I paid it forward to others but you gotta be careful no good deed goes unpunished much like me helping this faggot co worker when he was down just for him to use it as a way to suck blood from me.

Your little anecdote proves shit.
Could the person give him 1 mil, 2mil, 500k? Yes. Will they? Very unlikely. Like lottery unlikely.

Your reading comprehension is ESL tier, I was saying it's extremely fucking rare dipshit, anyway go back to once you came because it's clearly not a English speaking country.

Go back reddit and suck more dick on your way out, maybe you get a bonus bbc.

>Nobody is as altruistic and giving as me -SBF
Holy shit I finally found him guys!
>there aren't many of us out there.
You are probably poorer than me faggot and that's saying something.

I'm not a philanthropist if that's what you're implying. But yes, to give someone a bulk of money at once, not for everyone.

>right their will

No you implied it faggot when you claimed "There aren't many of us out there"
Now put up or shut up and show us how many times you've been so fucking "generous"

I guarantee it's never happened.
You literally just admitted it after patting yourself on the back holy fuck.

I don't have to prove anything for you, you pathetic subhuman.