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>Risk management:
pastebin.com
>Educational sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com
>Brokers:
pastebin.com
>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
investing.com
>Screeners:
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org
>Misc:
market24hclock.com
tradingeconomics.com
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Stay informed! VERY important updates!!
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I'm thinking of quitting stocks, walking into the nearest recruiters office, and volunteering to be sent to the frontlines. I think that's all I'm good for...
someone link me power query tutorials quick
possibly the worst performing group of funds over the last 20 years
if JPM and MS beat earnings we at least get a big relief rally tomorrow... too many puts and shorts for MM to let them cash in.. Monday big dump after everything expires.
War is atrocious and human rights is a first world meme. You will end up serving with Xir and Ching Chong in the dead carcass of the USG if you join
They won't even send you, you can only go as a merc, and then you'll just be considered a criminal there who can get executed...
I got my ears cleaned of earwax, bros. It felt sensational.
How do I profit off of the ear?
Yet he called the tech bubble and 90’s bottom. Zoom out farther faggot, mans a legend
You got ear raped bro
STOP POSTING THIS YOU CHUD
INFLATION IS THE PRICE WE PAY FOR OUR FREEDOM
I see...... A high interest car loan in your future....
why are the auctions / new t-bills paying so much less than secondary market?
That's fine
I'm not talking about Ukraine. They can test chemical weapons on me for all I care at this point
Lol I don't need a car, I'm 35 and already paid mine off years ago. I'm also not looking to buy a new one to 'impress the ladies' because I know that wouldn't work for someone like me anyways.
If theres no oil, and all the nat gas is being bought up by europe so that the rest of the world has to buy coal, which is already 5x normal price already at the moon, what is the next fuel rush i should invest in?
Can i buy rainforests in an index to chop down for firewood? Or garbage to burn?
Another bad day at the stock market.
Why is this happening?!
We are being punished for our sins.
Oh I thought you meant people literally holding COW.
He's right you know
I had 3 clients call in today to put all of their fucking money into this Chink pump and dump scheme $ILAG stock.
Stock was IPOed at $5, started trading at $20, went up to $26 and... back to $5.
2 of those client some nice paper gains at some point.
They were told from this Chink guy on Telegram to get out at $40.
They decided to keep on holding and now lost over 70% of their portfolio.
Good job Chinks
>pic related
no he's right
Well I heard of this one company in Canada turning trash into diesel...
Did you know BLM stands for bull lives matter
So, now that the dust has settled. Are we going up, down or sideways tomorrow? Underpin your prediction with facts & logic or don't answer at all.
Oil looking like a breakaway tomorrow
its gonna poomp
>Situation cooling down
>Next crisis, incoming..
Yeah, probably a liquidity crisis on banks lol
That's the front line I want to go to!
Brb, heading to the recruiters now
Yeah I occasionally think of doing the same. At least we could know what it's like to kill and maybe die a warriors death. Doubt it would do anything positive for you if you returned though unless you got some useful skills there.
Need a new current thing
If I actually got in as an officer, I'd probably try to make a career for as long as they'd let me. I used to be a glowie (contractor) so I have a lot of experience doing military bureaucracy shit... and actually kind of enjoyed it.
>The chart below shows the volume of “reverse repurchases” the Fed currently has on its balance sheet. Every day, over $2 trillion in cash balances are conveyed to the Fed by banks, government-sponsored enterprises, and money market funds, in return for overnight “interest.” This operation essentially creates “synthetic” money-market assets for these entities, because the Fed insists on holding the actual money market assets (Treasury securities) on its own balance sheet, for reasons that seem unclear even to the FOMC
Thank you! Holy fuck hahaha if this is to stop inflation, WHY NOT JUST SELL THE FUCKING BONDS AHAHAHA
Pro-tip: it’s because this lets them collateralize the bonds basically. ILLEGAL. TRASH. JUST AS BAD AS BITCOIN.
SOON
Please take us to war. Zoomer bood for the blood god
Did you see that New York City recently ran a "Nuclear Survival PSA"?
You know - just for no reason in particular.
businessinsider.co.za
Yes, in fact thats the reason Im not bullish in SIGA, munkeypux is looking like a real treat but Macro IS the biggest enemy right now, I fear a volatility spike is getting really close. SQQQ honestly feels like the only way forward for now.
>futures
Actually kind of based, when you look at how russians and chinks wave their nukes around and base their entire el presidente goverments around threathening to nuke first world countries, you realize any further shitholes should be prevented from getting nukes by any means necessary.
So why the dump and pump?
Does the average American know or care about Iran in any notable way?
>mfw these people have never heard of a profit exit or a trail stop and they put big money into these meme pumps
what a world
Today was the fakest pump I have ever seen. Like I expect another fake wall street pump tomorrow too and then a bloodbath on Tuesday
As an OIL (ticker: OIL) baron, I advocate immediate air strikes against all Iranian refineries and wells.
They can get nukes though idc.
who was here for that 8:30am dump, my lord that was glorious
>tuesday
Its dumping tomorrow,friday and monday
hu
so based fellow 4channler