Where the hell am I supposed to put my USD now? Crypto is dead, stocks are dead...

Where the hell am I supposed to put my USD now? Crypto is dead, stocks are dead, commodities seem like the only favorable option? It's like we're experiencing an inflationary recession, dollars are losing their value but most assets are losing against the dollar even more.

Only thing I can think is precious metals, but even they're dropping in value in the most inflationary environment in 40 years. So what the fuck should I do?

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How to find these types of images? Like half way between hentai and anime? Don't want straight up hentai. Want more teasing and slutty clothing rather than straight up porn

pixiv non r-18

You should kill yourself financier parasite and die alongside your precious stock market and blockchain

>buy high sell low
Never change Any Forums literally NGMI lmao. At least you posted some weeb shit, your only redeeming quality.

Why are you on this board? The biggest parasites are the (((people))) on the top

Nothing. Sit on dollars and wait for disinflation. Easy.

It's called ecchi, user.

think its called lewd

Why not bond certificate?

>Where the hell am I supposed to put my USD now?

Holding money now is losing money due to inflation.
Buy stocks in companies that will GROW during this time and make you more money.
Tesla, Apple, Microsoft: all seems good.

Crypto is good bro.

Seems to be easier to fond with echhi/lewd. Thanks, weebs

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>Crypto is good bro.

Yeah, just like buying stock in Blimps was a great idea!

I do not understand how much money these idiots have to lose before they finally admit it is just a Ponzi scheme!

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Crypto isn't dead retard. Look at what the mofos at Polygon are doing. Crushing it.

another lost soul

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TIPS, I-Bonds, US bonds, plain old dollars.

Your new is showing. Bless you

Go to /e/

you have to be a zoomer to actually be at a loss, did you buy the top or something? are you some kind of 30year old boomer who missed the train? lmfao....

I put 200k into a structured product through a security company. It pays 17% apy. The only way I lose is if Apple/Tesla/Amazon dip and stays below 40% of where I first started

Chew glass instigating, loser, faggoty little nigger lover boy.

You keep buying AAA rated alts like MATIC and CNDL and stake them for up to 20% APY. That way you are making money even in a bear market.

this is the time to be buying
you shouldve been selling off assets and paying debts while the money printer was on, before we got inflation prints over 3%
the best hedge against inflation is cash
basically buy low sell high retard

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You shouldn't invest in things you dont understand. Boomers and retards can't understand crypto, hence why you dont think it's a good investment.

holy fuck this is hot, I want to cum so deep inside and breed her

Just search genshinart tag on twitter

Commodities but now PMs, since you lose a lot of money on PMs paying for assayers and getting jewed. If you could buy and sell gold/silver at spot price all the time then they'd be a decent option, despite the risk of confiscation.

same but pic related

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if you find an artist who does it on pixiv they're pretty good about recommending you similar results so long as you don't stray off the path when following
always hated that there was no way to filter in nudity while filtering out sex

>why you dont think it's a good investment.

DUDE, Bitcoin is down over 50% this year alone
How much do you have to lose!!
There is NO backing to crypto, it is a literal Ponzi scheme!
You can ONLY pull out real dollars that others have put it.
When there are no more real dollars then your coin is worthless.
Look around, this is EXACTLY the liquidity problem cyrpto is having now.
You can not pull out any real money until more fools put in real money to by your crypto-coin.

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>Crypto is dead, stocks are dead, commodities seem like the only favorable option?
You need to buy low to make money, retard. You should be slurping this dip. Or would you prefer to wait until the price is high again before you buy in?
>the best hedge against inflation is cash
This is the stupidest post I've ever read on Any Forums.

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