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Previous:
DXY is in freefall
See you after lunch break,mumus
FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SQQQ bros...
See you in 2 weeks,mumus
>stock market recovers in 1h30m
lol
siga homophobes
GAY SEX BROS WILL KEEP POSTING POXXED PENIS UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
Yeah, Im thinking we're back
>its real
Wall street us pulling out all the stops with this fake ass pump
It's literally over bobo, this was your last chance.
shitcompanybros... look at the YTD... what happened...
Gap filled on QQQ, time to die
...
imagine being bearish after CPI.
he fell for the fake cpi report
>horrible news on the horizon and entire market is fearful
>Pumps
Slurpers are going to get what they fucking deserve
Yup, we havent seen a fake pump on bad news this year, theres no way it will go red again within a day. Buy in! This is the bottom!
STOP THE COUNT
So es em gee, what the fuck was that?
Why the dump and pump?
Explain it to me like I'm a retard, because I am.
I cant lie I slurped a bit
I bet so many people were expecting a repeat of the last CPI report and shorted then just got a pie in the face
I got work to do but I can't help at look at my bleeding portfolio. I really should have sold my UVXY at break even this morning.
>oh 75 basis points?
>*unzips pants and puts dick on the table*
>how about 100 basis points?
based
All I had to do today was NOTHING yet I still gambled
Fuck me. I cannot even blame jews forit.
Inflation will still be hot for July i stg. I work at a store and yesterday alone we raised the price on 800 items. we get new price changes every tuesday but usually not that much
Fed just decided adding another trillion to the sheet won't matter at this point.
the line goes up, down, sideways, or in fucking circles
hooked nosed men, their hands clasped
I only trade options spreads on SPY, but it's nice seeing SIGA chads make some money. Meme stocks are always fun to watch.
It literally doesn’t matter what you buy because everything moves together anyway
Biden shat his pants. Kamala confirmed to have put a straw down his pants and slurped it up. Overall that’s bullish. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Having a strong dollar is based af, all the broke countries (europoors) have to maintain negative rates so travelling and cooming will be cheap af
lol based episode
You could have listened
Now THIS, this is the information I come to es em gee for.
>he slurped the intraday bull trap
Wow. That webm is literally me.
Yeah but then why did TSLA fire all their self driving people?
twitter.com
Where can I invest in German Firewood futures?
Bo-Bros what's going on?!?!
Where Burry is wrong is that Biden is already a scapegoat/dead in the water so the fed will hike rates and not give a fuck
Is the crash in the room with us right now bobo?
Does any other early 90s babies remember when people called KFC kentucky fried cells because of some scandal? All I remember is that the chicken had organisms or something. It’s shaped my view on the word organism for my entire life. Did I dream this
What does this mean? Please explain, I'm retarded.
Are you being /bullwhip/ed or are they all price hikes?
Just you.
told you to sell yesterday
wow ur sexy bby
My silver is doing a little sumthin’
saint pow pow with the cash cow
actually want to kill myself, lost the last of my portfolio on this stupid fucking nonsensical rally
holy fuck dude
Remember that hyperinflation is bullish
If prices nominally double, that includes stocks
puts get heemed and calls win
best not to live in that country though
So GUSH is never rebounding right?
I blew up two margin accounts and I have no money
feels bad not participating in the market right now, so depressing all I do is shitpost on /smg/ and listen to black people music
what did you do?
Sold SQQQ last night because I didn't want to gamble CPI numbers. Bought the retard dip in premarket (FNGU and TQQQ). Bought SIGA puts at the $14 double top. You faggots will always be one step behind. Everyone knows gas prices were high in June... CPI will be lower next month and fed probable does a 0.5 instead of 0.75 at the end of the month. We are gonna rally now and assblast retard retail that is stacking puts and one step behind the game
*enters the thread
>"Freedom fries"
>Leftists getting upset at Chick-fil-A for being religious
>Szechuan sauce
Leave it to America to make outrages over fast food
Post it
Thx. I jelq daily
Yes because from what we’ve seen inflation has been incredibly bullish this year
CPI is 9.1%, hot damn.
I expected 8.x%, didn't think it was gonna be THAT high.
JPow about to crash this market with no survivors on the 27th
you played FD puts, didn't you?
Had $300 left, bought SPY puts, market fucking ripped immediately after
Just doesn't make sense. I'm autistic and can't handle how irrational this market is
Russia-to-Europe gas pipeline down for maintenance, key part (turbine) being fixed in Canada, which is supposed to be sanctioning the evil Russians. Headlines yesterday said Canada finally folded under German pressure and would be sending the turbine back.
For whatever reason, Gazprom is saying that there hasn't been follow through. It's probably nothing, but if it doesn't get resolved in the next week or so when the maintenance window ends, Europe is fuuuucked.
SHUT THE FUCK UP EUROPOOR!
>bought SPY puts
Well then don't close them retard.
this year's price movement is because we went from expecting unchecked inflation to expecting a soft landing (aka lowered inflation)
I have a three week Eurotrip in September, going to London and the Czech Republic. Are my US dollars going to get me all the kebab I can imagine?
Gold, silver and dollar are all finally acting like inflation numbers mean something.
I've only ever used margin to cover purchases so I don't have to keep a lump of cash liquid in my brokerage. Am I dong it wrong?
I didn't hear no bell.
Of course I bought.
...and I'll be selling within the next 5 minutes.
When you're given a gift like today with an overreaction to backwards data, you've gotta take it.
>on this stupid fucking nonsensical rally
>inb4 0dte
>autism
Then you should be charting
>"SP500 closes green as investors weigh in on CPI report."
i dont know what bullwhipped means but it's all price hikes. even big jumps like a 2pack of shampoo + conditioner from $7.45 to $9.15. it's crazy that our weekly sale signs they send us a few weeks before the actual sales start are already outdated when the time comes because they raise prices so fast
this looks so dangerous
SP500 rallies as fears of inflation, rate hikes sets in.
oooooOOOOOOOOOOO
>In 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, KFC suspended use of the slogan "It's Finger Lickin' Good" out of safety concerns.[42]
remember what they took from you
youre asking the wrong guy user.
I would go all on SOXL with maxed out margin and hold it for days...
It's dumping again after lunch break,dumb fags.
FAKE AND GAY
I'm going back to watching murder documentaries
>thinking spending more than you make is based
I jsut realized that his name is BANDIT Keith. The japs literally think Americans are thieves those plucky Asians
How can this market be both the fakest and gayest at the same time?
>actually this CPI data is good, jay powell will certainly save us sometime this year by only raising 50bps, a sign of an economy not heading into recession
0DTE, rally shows no sign of slowing. Just gonna let it run till expiry and give up trading as a whole
you're going to brutally raped if 14.50 breaks on siga which is 99% going to happen next week if not this one
This was in the late 90s. Right at the time when mulan came out in theaters
So you want to buy SPY puts at close on Friday, the week before CPI release. And sell at close the day before, or the morning of the CPI release. You should benefit from a nice increase in IV as well.
Another strategy would be to buy SPY straddles/strangles at open, the day the CPI data releases. And sell at close the same day.
Whoa, that's fucked up.
And the bullwhip effect is when retailers order too much shit or it stacks up on the way in, so they hold too much inventory/slash prices. Then they cut orders and end up with too little inventory/hiking prices. Rinse, repeat. investopedia.com
Yes henlo sexy broker lady?
So I've read on the... internet... that the bottom is in so I'd like to buy more AQB shares please