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>tfw missed out on SIGA
First for 200bp hike.
GAY SEX BROS WHERE YOU AT
siga homophobes
Fuck tranime
Stocks will never go up again
its a crab market you're just trading in it
HAHA
*snibs the tip of your dick*
Heh nothing personal champ.
Nrgubu back on the field after taking that 60% hit.
Fuck, am I in the containment board? Someone bake another bread.
I SHOULD HAVE SLURPED THE SOXS BOTTOM
THAT'S A BIDEN WIN!
Wow, so Brandon is now a master economist as well
FUCK OFF CRABS
Not too late. WHO is meeting on July 18th. At current growth rates it will be declared endemic in about 4 weeks if not sooner.
It’s very painful and becomes more deadly when co infected with pneumonia
>try buying the close and selling the open on a random stock
>make 6 cents going from 29.29 to 29.35
7 figures here i come
I was promised circuit breakers
Hmm bobos?
The price of gas has been falling because crude is tumbling thanks to people expecting a fucking recession, so is Biden saying we should be hyped that we're heading into a recession? This fucking guy
And now here comes thread after thread of random anojs who bought puts expecting the market to go to zero because they lost on their calls and now revenge traded. Gonna be a boring day on /smg/
Even if I held $0 in oil, I'd want it to moon to see the look on that smug prick's face.
>VIX calls still not printing
Why am I so stupid that I thought this trade would work?
Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is really working. You must-heard the news. That's something we can all relish.
US02Y30Y close to inverting
When was the last time this ever happened lol
I CANT BREATHE
yeah core cpi went up too but that's totally outdated don't worry about it
god i hope this senile retard gets a stroke at a press conference
pretty certain it will hit 220/bbl
>calls on vix
What the fuck were you thinking?
Bobo's time to shine
What about SOFT LANDING do you not understand?
Here's hoping. But let's not count our wells before they're pumping.
>SOFT LANDING
What the fuck is going on
should of sold my sqqq at open
fuck
Reminder we are doomed to a a slow heat death of the worldwide markets, where in time all trades are arbitraged away before they even show up on the terminal thereby deliquidating the market.
get used to seeing your entire shit portfolio red and SIGA up 10% daily after the 18th
Chad Biden correcting the report the moment it’s released.
>they didn't realize gay sex was a meme and we about to dump again
OY VEY!!! Not wanting the tip of your dick snibbed off is very antisemitic user.
The crab uprising
>he doesn't have a trail stop
maybe we'll get a dump tomorrow like previous CPIs
>oil moons
>oil excluded from CPI
>CPI about to be released
>oil recovers
>Biden's political capital
Looks like 06? And 1990 before then? Not like you need another sign we're in recession though lol.
I am going to scream loudly. This market is fucking retarded.
>decide to finally stop being a permabull
>the market pumps for no reason
Based
It just seemed low compared to what it has been running the last few months. Plus I thought inflation would be higher than expected, we’re going into an earnings season where surprise misses will happen, and Jerome is going to hike 100 bps at the end of the month. Everything in the forward outlook in my opinion says reality will be worse than expected in the short term and VIX price wasn’t reflecting this. I’ve been right so far, but the trade is going nowhere.
What the fuck is happening with this clown market?
Look jack, those mularkey numbers are from years ago. Get your facts straight
how do you even trade when the markets aren't based on reality
How do I make 100k off 5k
>Release health report
>Remove cancer and obesity
>Yeah well the data is old! Look we solved the health crisis!
Lmaaaaao, this is the worst president. I cannot believe people exist that like him jesus fucking chrisr
It's over bobos pre-market jews tested and filled the new lows now its up only from here
who are the retarded 36%?
If I switch back and forth from buy and sell on Robinhoods option tab it quotes me like 7-8% higher spreads for the same contract. Is this legal wtf
Why did Russia and Putin do this?
Sorry chuds but CPI is debunked. Jobs are plentiful since Biden lifted pandemic restrictions. Hell, things are going so well I could make 16/hr at Mickey Ds
VIX is leveraged and based on volume if I’m not mistaken.
From those two factors I’d say it’s too easy to manipulate and liquidate options.
Careful user.
I can tell you how to turn that 5k into 5 dollars
This is the fakest rally day of all time.
It’s literally just a technical bounce. The line bounced off of major support.
>the trade is going nowhere
You did a fine analysis,but you forgot one thing
Biden is going to retire shortly after the midterms anyways, so America can get their first female president.
Presidential grade copium
Speaking of nonsense, we are in the lunar month of Tammuz. The Seventeenth of Tammuz also happens to fall on the 17th of July this year. It marks a dark period of Jewish history where for 3 weeks temples were burned etc.
This Friday is the last session before it
The kind that unironically only listen to CNN or MSNBC for their news.
Why don’t you own SIGA, user? We could have been rich.
kek I remember seeing this like 3+ months ago. they must be heemed now with how bad crypto dumped since then
Spy is unironically going to $220 by Feb of next year. Party is over.
Why do chuds refuse to blame putin for high gas prices and credit biden for low gas prices? Really makes you think.
I actually think that taking the energy numbers out of inflation calculations is a pretty slick move and is totally something Trump would have done. Everyone knows that oil and gas prices are manipulated all to shit, why not take them out? Same goes for housing prices and probably a little bit of everything else while we're at it. The end result, no matter what, is that more money will be printed and the stock market will be higher in ten years but we'll just have to wait and see what kind of silly bullshit they pull to get there.
SNOW
Sorry chud, we need a trans president females are sooooooo 2020
Its going back down right now. Just first 30 min of trading.
honestly that's the only reason I could see he would resign, try to have some asinine last hurrah by promoting a diversity hire would be Brandon K I N O
KRAMER IS BULLISH
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Take a screenshot. It's probably the IV fluctuating unless they really are Scalping 8% on options trading which at that point everyone needs to stop using robinhood
Is this your first month trading? How are there always so many people itt that have no fucking idea what's going on?
And we're back