Here's some golden advice Any Forums will no doubt dismiss

Here's some golden advice Any Forums will no doubt dismiss.

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Imagine trusting a faggot with an anime profile picture.

That's not an anime.

it looks just as gay... If not gayer.

>The upcoming hike is priced in
People have been saying that for half a year but it always dumps in the days after the fomc

>he doesn't know the gigadump in September
Keep buying the dip, goy!

Real info on real events involving the real stock market with real money...

In B4 Pajeet brown hands somehow try to make it a crypto shill/scam thread

"Oh yes sirs, this big bull run happy times, sirs. Karma of the thankful pepe masterful coming sirs, big chance to happiness! We all going to make it pepe style, sirs :) Do thankful. I need Apple Gift cards to turn rupees into technologically mad! (*shaking head violently*)

Zoomers: "I don't want to work. That's BOOMER. What should I do? Work and invest in BOOMER stocks. Heh, like that's ever worked. Ok, JEW. IMF. You can never have my coins! HAH, don't you want them, Jew! So valuable that I keep relating them to USD..."

this is exactly why we are nowhere near the bottom.

>but muh pi bottom
yes nigger another retarded btc maxi cope just like S2F and "IT NEVER GOES UNDER PREVIOUS ATH!!!".

>every faggot and their dog is an investment guru, crypto trader, nft peddler
>every college dropout nigger is telling you that "rate hikes" are priced in, while they had no idea what bps even meant 12 months ago
>mom and pop couples flipping houses for 40% profit in 2 years and shilling to all their boomer friends


You heard of the shoeshine boys in 1929? LITERALLY EVERYONE is a shoeshine boy now. Every fucking nigger on twitter thinks they can just "BUY THE DIP" and be rich. When your taxi driver starts telling you about how they're going to be rich from their doggy shitcoin you sell - obviously.

The incoming recession will be brutal. the young zoomerposters have literally no idea what is coming.

can somebody explain how you can say 75 bps is already priced in when eth is the same price it was 30 days ago?
is this century also priced in? was everything priced in from the beginning?

also just look around you - every 5th ad on tv/internet is some shitty retarded trading app/platform (not just crypto but stocks too). Every 4th ad is about some app that allows you to "pay later" on your pizza from papa johns. WHY? Because people want leverage. People want to speculate with their money. This has literally been the biggest bubble in the last century. The last 2 years have been a bigger bubble than the dotcom bubble.

The period of easy money is over. And it's not coming back anytime soon.

How do you browse Any Forums when there are "gay anime" banners always present at the top of the screen? Find another website faggot.

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top signal

Just go long. You know, on the thing. Yeah, the thing.

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unfathomably based
cartoon fags get the rope

Stop fighting the fed holy shit. This board is so dumb.

>X is priced in

People have said this about every single interest rate rise. The day of the FOMC the market goes up and then over the course of the following week dumps hard. How many times does it have to happen before people stop pretending like anything is actually priced in when we have a market that isn't designed to efficiently work to figure out fair value, but a market that is driven by extreme emotions?

When you're retarded you can convince yourself anything is true. Prime example here.

THIS. But people unironically think this time is not different

in 2 hours we'll see a crypto bloodbath
you have been warned

samefagging

'priced in' is the new 'short squeeze'
no one has any idea what 'priced in' means

>Going long into the end of the Shemitah
That's when it crashes the hardest, if you aren't out by the end of September you're going to lose way more.