/smg/ Stock Market General

Everything will be alright Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata Chloe
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Financially, how do I short myself?

Insurance fraud.

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is the oil princess that made this extremely rude post in the thread? i am formally requesting an apology. a screenshot of your losses will suffice

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CPI predictions?

I always wondered who spent all day posting this. Came back from some days on pol, fuck 4chans afroturfed to shit. 50% are denying space exists. All these trans and homo obsessed motherfuckers are Chink/Russian shills. It all makes sense now.

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Someone posted SIGA research in the SIGA thread but the janny took it down. Some dude chopped his cock off and paraded around with his hole. Dudes were having sex with his cockhole I would imagine.

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You think this guy has money to invest?

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Always do the opposite of what you say.

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He is a gay man, so yes he probably got promoted for having no cock.

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From gay porn, possibly

>Wanted to invert Cramer but didn't
>The bottom will fall out tomorrow
Fuck

Why are slavic women so hot, but slavic men always look like shit?
Shit's like the exact opposite of bongs - attractive men and absolute dumpster women.
Also what are the odds we get another full red day tomorrow?
Cramer is bullish on the 2nd half of the year - so you could always buy bear ETFs and just sit on them until mid September.

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I'll just keep coming up with shitty option spreads

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I love the articles about it.
The theoretical inverse Cramer is 7% over S&P but they say actually doing it isn't feasible because of fees because he flips too often.

Based.
Tomorrow’s performance doesn’t matter as we are stuck in the eternal crab.

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Shill hands typed this.

I got a bad feeling about tommorow, we’re all gonna die

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about to go beat off, what am i watchin /smg/?

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I remember these posts:

>Hypothetically the CPI comes out this week and it’s double digits. Then what?
>It's not going to be double digits. What a retarded question.

Do you remember?

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>they say actually doing it isn't feasible because of fees because he flips too often
Well I guess that's a fair amount of copium for me, thanks.

what if cpi isnt that bad?

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You think AJ doesn't think space is real? Kek

Monika Wipper

Russian prone bone

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CPI is irrelevant because we're already in a recession.

Ummm sorry sweaty Snopes fact checked this comment and gave it a pants on fire rating.
"The we in 'We're all gonna die' was poorly defined and although 85% of people will die the global elite won't, and therefore the statement is false."

How does that make sense most brokers are 0 fee for trades (excluding the 2c or whatever for closing option positions)

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Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

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It would probably feel satisfying to pop those

SQUIRT SQUIRT POXED BROS

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There are a few options
>CPI is dogshit double digits because it actually went up
>CPI is fine
>CPI is great because we swapped a bunch of shit in the basket out for dogshit
Predicting 3%
Doesn't change the fact that we're catching up to the 8% we've already got.

That’s adorable

It looks very painful. Also his cock is swimming in poxed juice. I bet some faggot would enjoy slurping that

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How is it that beautiful women and Biden talk gets you banned, while we stare at old man cock for hours?

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Because the janny loves cock?

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watch some borderline hentai and get caught up in the plot or the jokes, forget to beat off and smile

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I'm thinking of quitting stocks and joining the air force. I'm 35 and running out of time to be an officer...

Big Dong bros. Rocker had a sting poster from dune.

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>fees don't exist
Fees always exist Anyone that doesn't charge fees is selling you're trade data for algos.

>getting the clot shot to work for the government

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Do u love cock?

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that's how we always got a new TV when I was a kid

I already got it, already done that. I used to be a glowie, as a contractor though. In an old job, my boss was an Army Major. He owned a nice boat. I have pretty much all the skills and experience they need, so I don't doubt that I'd get in... I'm just a bit out of shape. The question is do I want to try blowing up my life a 2nd time in 3 years...

READY TO PUMP BROS?

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I'm aware that free trade brokers sell your data, doesn't change that you aren't paying an upfront fee.
You're saying it wouldn't be viable because of paying trade fees, but you don't have to pay trade fees, thus making it viable. Also depending on the size of your account a non-free fee based broker could also be viable provided that you are trading enough volume to negate the trade fees.
What's with all the ex-glowies that post on Any Forums/channel now? Is the meme about feds getting radicalized after being forced to browse/post here for work true?

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GREASING HER UP BROS

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What did the janny do to rocker to make him so mad?