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Please do not post images of penises edition.

No links because use a search engine you lazy fucks.

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cathiesark.com/arkg/complete-holdings
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pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/
finance.yahoo.com/quote/SIGA/holders?p=SIGA
brokerchooser.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata Chloe
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
portfoliovisualizer.com/
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

How worth it are dividend ETFs? I know the market is still crashing, but would they be a good buy in 3 months or so?

based thread

Have

Are we going to make it?

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OK, but we can still promote gay sex and associated stocks (SIGA, GAYMF, etc). Yes?

Ha ha, a new thread. No one knows who I am from the last one. I will be respected here.

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>this user shorted SIGA

i bought sqqq about a half hour before close. im so terrified.

Are you the guy who posted Nico in the other thread? Invest in SVRE overnight smg bros low floats are the theme these days

Anyone here in xyld? Is it just like qyld but for spy instead? Return on capital divvy for tax purposes too? worth throwing in 10k?

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>Why would user say this?

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I am not

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the airlines are still poomping hard in premarket

Lol you could probably throw a dart at a board listing all the stocks and short which ever one it landed on, and that would be a better strategy then shorting SIGA

stop making threads without links you lazy fucking faggot. somebody make an actual thread

Holy fuck, I just now realized that everyone's been meme'ing about monkiepox and SIGA. I'm so embarrassed it took me so long to figure out everyone here was just joking, and no one's actually holding a biomeme stock in this market.

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Oh shit, we sussin market again

Interesting pics regardless

nah some people are actually just stupid and they think every new disease is gonna be another 'rona in terms of pharma profits

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no one actually uses the links

Personally, I’m in RYLD and it might be better suited with such crazy moves forecasted for the S&P 500

In a time of turmoil and massive homosexuality and crashes, one based innovator is primed to rise from the ashes for one last meme run

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That’s not the point. It acts as a filter and gives us a more professional polished look.

This isnt a general without links

Its just a thread

>cathiesark.com/arkg/complete-holdings
>No SIGA
Shit, Cathie, get it together!

links provided :)

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

Remember that retard from last thread? I’m that retard. I am not ashamed of it.

hey hey it's me again, the pants pooper of /smg/. i've been posting here all day, responding to hundreds of posts and collecting (you)s in reward. how does it feel to know you've been conversing with such an odorous fellow as myself?

Actually I just got back from work and haven't been conversing with anyone on /smg/ at all.

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I know I'm a brainlet but I don't understand why everyone doesn't just trade SQQQ and TQQQ and alternate based on change in market sentiment. Why is this a bad strategy? Just because the market could theoretically gap up massively or crash in one day and you could get liquidated? This happens like once in a generation. So what's the problem?

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Do you think some time in the future all our internet data gets leaked and everyone will be able to read what you shitposted here? Ngl it's a scary thought.

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>SIGA Announces Approximately $28 Million of International Procurement Orders for Oral TPOXX® (Tecovirimat)
SIGA bros, WAGMI

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I drew Marina yawning after waking up from a nap. Apparently, stocks were sussin. So is the eternal crab here to stay because i have some juicy picks for options selling for 30-45 dte contracts.

I love my buncun

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At $900 per course that's, what, 32k treatments? L-oh-L

Ive decided to stop binge drinking. im tapering down to 3 drinks a day if i REALLY need to drink but other wise 1-2/day max

then by august i want to be at max 1 drink a day or no drinks in a day. My alcoholism isnt so bad now, but its still bad. I i can get by without drinking in a day but i need to workout a lot or keep myself very busy so i don't bug out and actually get some sleep.

Jesus, look at NRGU. I think crude might have one more spike left but the companies are fucking heemed.

Good! Drinking is bad for you

Good choice bro

>finance.yahoo.com/quote/SIGA/holders?p=SIGA
Blackrock, Vanguard ... yep, just a meme stock

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Oh, the report is tomorrow.

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Don’t ever change bunny fren

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>Ngl it's a scary thought.
Eh, idk. I mean, sure Any Forums isn't pc and I've posted a LOT of hmofa but I don't think anyone would really care.

This buncun guy tho, he's gonna get mobbed.

Check back in a few weeks after the WHO declares the pandemic

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>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Sakamata Chloe
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>dalle2 predicts a meltup for bitcoin

b-bobros?

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>nah some people are actually just stupid and they think every new disease is gonna be another 'rona
Literally 2 FDA approved antivirals (SIGA) (EBS)
Literally a vaccine that is in short supply until 2023
Literally Spreading with no signs of stopping
Literally you are a retarded nigger faggot
No wonder u lost a few hundred grand

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CPI will be double digits. Screencap it.

>TA
>On a leveraged ETF
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

I dont think anyone i know knows about this place and normies are too scared of Any Forums still. Unless another heartbleed attack happens (compromised server data) nothing will be leaked lmao.

I already exposed my gf to my art and she said it was cute.