Tech bros I don’t want to code I don’t like it, it doesn’t interest me enough to learn to do it, and I’m not smart enough that it comes easy like the gifted kids in my uni classes. What are some career prospects that pay decent and are comfy I can aspire to after working for a rather large consulting firm as an analyst?
What careers can I pivot to after putting time in as an IT analyst?
Server-room blowjob specialist
Become the aspie wrangler, i.e. Project Manager.
All you have to do is host lots of teams meetings, and learn corporate speak, and a few bad jokes you cycle through.
Fuck that shit show. Reappropriate user culture and make it fucking lame. Then you faggots come here thinking that show is cool and Any Forums is like those faggots. And act like faggots. Then other faggots see you act like faggots and assume they are welcome faggots. When really you're all fucking faggots and this site is ruined thanks to you.
Scrum master
tl;dr yes you are very dumb
Technical Business Analyst - BA. I'm one and it's comfy af. I'm on about 140k USD. Financial services.
I can 100% do this I can shoot the shit with management and clients and actually look people in the eye unlike 95% of the autists that actually accomplish the heavy tech work. Would it be worth pivoting to something like a systems analyst role and from there moving onto project management?
I enjoyed the show I don’t care about the opinions of some contrarian Any Forums basement dweller that can’t even bench his body weight.
Smart enough to realize I’m dumb compared to the 130-140iq people that are good programmers yes. The real fact is I just don’t care about programming enough to spend the time to get good at it when I have more fulfilling ways to spend my time. Hope you feel like a superior genius little guy.
Based how did you wind up in that role user? Seems like a comfy job.
>I can 100% do this I can shoot the shit with management and clients and actually look people in the eye unlike 95% of the autists that actually accomplish the heavy tech work. Would it be worth pivoting to something like a systems analyst role and from there moving onto project management?
Then just get AWS solution architect certs and try to get hired if you have a degree and work exp in a big firm that sounds like enough
Project management and supply chain
Its a bunch of excel and bullshitting from home till things get done in the real world
Coding isnt hard. Why do I constantly hear this opinion. Its just basic logic.
If this then that.
>AWS
why this and what can you do with that cert? How difficult is it to get? And how much on average are they paid?
most of this shit you can google, but learning a cloud environment is critical since most tech companies are on one or multiple cloud providers. Solution architects talk to clients and draft plans for environments, mostly just handing it off to devs to actually make.
I barely ever do anything with AWS at my current job would it even be worth getting the cert without having the hands on experience in that environment?
why am I hearing about aws so often lately here?
actual algorithm development requires real genius, you're right tho, implementation can be left to the monkeys
And basically nobody is doing algo. A fee monkeys are paid a little more for having very basic idea of it and implementing some practically copy+past algos after.
Makes you feel smart though huh?
Software development isnt hard even on the high end. So tired of this bullshit.
What is hard is the research that goes into hardware and related
tech bubble needs to burst, VC funds have created too many API driven "tech companies,"
hey are you often in smg?
>What is hard is the research that goes into hardware and related
wrong
t. did both
basic logic is hard to most people