We finally arrived at the fun part if the bear market. This beats 2017 by far in lols
>It all started in February 2021, with a radio advert for Dogecoin, a cryptocurrency promoted by Elon Musk, the founder of Tesla. Intrigued, Roy started Googling, eventually using his credit card to make an initial investment of €2,500 (£2,200) in a range of cryptocurrencies. The value of Roy’s portfolio climbed to €8,000, then €100,000, then €525,000. Roy started spending all his time watching YouTube videos and speaking to other cryptocurrency enthusiasts in private groups on the messaging app Telegram. He had been treated for cocaine and alcohol addiction twice, but by 2021 he was sober and working as an addiction counsellor. In May, jobless and broke, Roy checked into Castle Craig, one of the only centres in the world that treats cryptocurrency addiction. (He lost his job when he relapsed; his rehab fees are covered by medical insurance.) His cryptocurrency portfolio is worth about €300.
Denial. “I always thought the next project would bring me back up again and I’d cash out before it crashed,” says Roy. “In the next cycle, I’m going to try. In the next cycle, I’m going to do it again.” A part of him still believes this is possible.
>Bargaining. Vahid, a 31-year-old from London, has used Twitter to plead for his money with Alex Mashinsky, the founder of Celsius. Vahid’s life savings, more than £50,000 in cryptocurrency, is locked in his Celsius account. Vahid had planned to use the money to start a business or buy a house. For support, he spends his time on conference calls with other Celsius victims; I listen in to one.
>“I couldn’t eat or sleep for two nights,” says Alla Driksne, a 34-year-old chef from London. “I got sick from the stress.” She has lost her life savings – a six-figure sum – in the Celsius freeze.
>But he didn’t listen. “They call it ‘being an alpha’,” he says. “You have to be on Twitter, and follow the right people, and be in the right Discord channel. You listen to the right chatrooms. It makes you feel so special.”
Luis Rodriguez
Normies are still buying the dip
William Evans
karens are literally defending btc on twitter, sub 10k incoming
Eli Gutierrez
>Laughing at other people their misfortune and bad luck
ngmi
Ryder Ward
>Castle Craig, one of the only centres in the world that treats cryptocurrency addiction. STIFF
These fucks made this place unbearable for over a year. This is what they all had coming. Plus any cunt retarded enough to put money on Celcius and Cefi like that deserved to lose it. We can now finally heal
John Foster
this so much, should have been screencapping all those smug retards who bought in at 60k
Hunter Peterson
>euros What’s that in dollars (American)?
Liam Mitchell
about 0 soon
Jaxon Cooper
The same lel
Alexander Howard
This next turn is going to taste so fucking good. I've seen tops, bottoms and everything in between now.
The next great lol goldmine is when shorts get assraped in a mega dildo candle which leads to a mini relief bullrun that dies and bleeds out for months after.
Benjamin Green
>in a thread about delusional longs >delusional longposting Never change biz
Blake Bennett
>You have to be on Twitter, and follow the right people, and be in the right Discord channel. You listen to the right chatrooms Topkek All those faggots who tried to gaslight me to not getting all my news from Any Forums are not losing life savings in cefi scams run by Jews. Could anything be more poetic.
Gabriel Howard
>in a thread with bottom signal after bottom signal >posts another bottom signal never change Any Forums*
Adam Brooks
I’ve been around since 2013. I know when and what happens next just from sentiment alone.
Within 6 months shorts will get mega raped before it all falls apart slowly crushing bulls again after
lmao. I genuinely don't understand this mentality. You can lose literally everything and it is, in the end, of no consequence. It's not a failure. All it means is that circumstances have changed. Just re-calibrate your strategies and keep moving, even if you're out on the street. Who gives a fuck.
Ryan Ortiz
Ok enjoy your bags Nobody is playing the margin casino like last cycle, volumes are way down. OI is unironically smart money hedging, retail isnt falling for that one this time.
Gavin Nelson
They genuinely believe money buys happiness. Therefore no money = unhappy. Same old materialistic normies.
