as above. got a job with MINIMAL actual PM experience and now this company is big with people with masters/PHDs and utilizing a methodology i have no experience with.
Any other PM's here with the same experience? Am i fucked? Starting in 2 weeks.
Got a job as a PM little to no experience am i fucked?
Josiah Smith
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Ryder Reed
What does PM mean? Penis manager?
Matthew Gray
Prime minister. OP, you are fucked, running a country is not easy
Nolan Phillips
Prime Minister
Kayden Hernandez
penis massager. he's going to have a very HARD time getting things to COME along, if you what i mean.
Dominic Gray
penis muncher, he softly chews the penis, popular amongst tech elites
Ryan King
Your job as projetc manager is to be a literal cuck and just take abuse from engineers, consultants and contractors.
Good luck.
Liam Jackson
penis masher
he tenderizes the meat
Kayden Bell
If your job is anything like the Project Managers i work with at my coding job. You will be a useless piece of shit that makes a list of vague tasks and call meetings to talk about your vague list of tasks. Thhen once a day you run a stand up meeting where you ask how its going and then you pretend to understand the answers.
Jack Kelly
poo mixer
he goes into the bathrooms, collects poo, and mixes it in a vat in the breakroom
Lucas Gomez
this. You bother other people all day so your boss can take a long lunch.
Jason Morgan
do you have a pmp?
Easton Cooper
THIS
PMs are literally useless and their job can be replaced by an automated message "is there any update ?"
Logan Moore
He's a precious metal now, probably chose silver like a retard though. Titanium master race.
John Taylor
Go check out /pmg/, its a pm general.
Jaxson Ortiz
Penis Mangler
Colton Martin
There are like 30 positions with the abbreviation PM. Which one is it? Product Manager, Project Manager, Program Manager, Priciple Manager, Prime Minister, etc. Every single one of them is a completely different and unique role. If you want any useful help you need to not use abbreviations you retard.
Joseph Sullivan
Peepee Mangler
Mason Hall
Get (and learn) this book, and basically just wing it as you go. You'll do fine, project management is easy as piss.
pmi.org
Hudson Reed
This
Kys immediately Op. It's the only way.
Brandon Perez
Just switch your gender to man and you'll be fired in two hours