ELON NOT BUYING TWITTER
ELON NOT BUYING TWITTER
Brody Diaz
James Taylor
>wastes 1 billion and gives it to twitter troons
Based
Sebastian Butler
doesn't he have to pay a billion to walk away?
Joshua Morgan
He's got plenty of billions
Blake Hernandez
Why can't he lobby politicians to do shit for him?
Cameron Hall
it's bearish for crypto, but no one gives a fuck. Even doge doesn't react.
Julian King
he does? pretty sure all his save the world meme companies get fat subsidies
Michael Harris
Lmao hope this coomer's rocket blows up with him on it
William Johnson
He can't fucking do this!
Leo Thompson
Holy cope
Jonathan Nelson
Twitter is finished. Going to 0.
Chase Diaz
he literally lives on those subsidies because his companies aren't profitable
John Taylor
SELL SELL SELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Logan Russell
he should start posting on Truth Social exclusively now for extra lols
Samuel Gomez
lol
Jeremiah Reyes
>twitter celeb gives a billion dollar bribe to twitter execs in plain view of everyone
BAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Zachary Edwards
>Elon takes a hard stand against low fertility, pro more babies
>Shinzo abe (known more babies supporter) is murdered
>twitter Elon deal is "off"
do they really think that I can't see what's going on, and understand the connection. and implications?
Alexander Watson
>just after the genocide stones are destroyed
my almonds are activated
Connor Peterson
Hudson Diaz
He has to many kids to fill
Elijah Moore
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Adrian Barnes
Not in liquid cash, he'll need to sell tesla stock
Jace Wood
Load up on shorts, frens. We are crashing that shithole with no survivors.
Jayden Foster
>Tries to troll Trump and it fails
WOW DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING
Robert Edwards
twitter btfo
>Although Twitter has not yet provided complete information to Mr. Musk that would enable him to do a complete and comprehensive review of spam and fake accounts on Twitter’s platform, he has been able to partially and preliminarily analyze the accuracy of Twitter’s disclosure regarding its mDAU.
>While this analysis remains ongoing, all indications suggest that several of Twitter’s public disclosures regarding its mDAUs are either false or materially misleading.
>First, although Twitter has consistently represented in securities filings that “fewer than 5%” of its mDAU are false or spam accounts, based on the information provided by Twitter to date, it appears that Twitter is dramatically understating the proportion of spam and false accounts represented in its mDAU count.
>Preliminary analysis by Mr. Musk’s advisors of the information provided by Twitter to date causes Mr. Musk to strongly believe that the proportion of false and spam accounts included in the reported mDAU count is wildly higher than 5%
Nathan Taylor
This thing doesn't read well for musk.
>You didn't give me data
>You didn't give me unfettered API access
>Uh actually you did but you took a whole week to lift restrictions
>Uh I haven't finished analysing data but you're lying doodyheads
Lmao. White people truly are the Jews of the world
Sebastian Turner
>twitter btfo
Imagine believing that.
Zachary Collins
kys faggot
Brody Long
Can't the sec sue Twitter?
Daniel Brooks
what a dumb faggot Elon Musk is.
Blake Ortiz
CERN
Christian Bell
It doesn't matter because every NPC now thinks that Elon is the owner of Twitter anyway.