/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/jhFExsvcuXQ
clevelandfed.org/en/our research/indicators and data/inflation nowcasting.aspx
youtube.com/watch?v=yvNl6RK6xG8
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

30 minutes

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Jews did this

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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everyone below me is a melanated individual

Blue Horseshoe loves Antisense Therapeutics.
>Blue Horseshoe loves Antisense Therapeutics.

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Yes yes the bear market is over. Please now buy some stocks. Powell has recession under control. Everything is priced in.

We already passed the bottom. It's only up from here

Imagine thinking the bear market is over
laughing_whores.jpg

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Yeah this is getting worse not getting better. Until cases start coming down this may be HUGE.

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Jews, w*men, and even worse, l*berals

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Don’t you dare ever mention that piece of shit general on this site ever again, even the FF14 trannies have more amusing conversations

Yes, but her 3 songs were all good.

Why do I get the feeling you're not being sincere?

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I don't care whether you're a bear or a bull; you have to accept that stocks are going to go absolutely hyperbolic upwards at 2pm. This market is insanely eager to pump, and everything is viewed through bull-colored glasses. Good news? Bullish. Bad news? Even more bullish. Anything short of Powell saying "I swear on my life I'm doing a 500bps hike next month" will cause the indexes to go up 3% MINIMUM. SPY will end this day above $390, absolutely no question.

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idk how anyone over the age of 30 could think that giving women the right to vote was a good idea

UH OH STINKY

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dumb bitch

I have lost 11% on SQQQ and want to die
I think I unironically bought the bottom how am I so bad at this

at least you have us frens

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I sold my SIGA yesterday.......

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thank you for your sacrifice

SIGA HOMOPHOBES BTFO

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I haven't made any money today

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market's going to fall like it was dropped from a hawk in about 25 mintues. don't say that I didn't warn you.

why would you short something already down so much? why not just wait till next ATH to short?

>I think I unironically bought the bottom how am I so bad at this
kek, you did

Taylor Swift has a larger portfolio and has therefore earned more off the market than anyone in this thread. That's just a fact.

It's OK, I made up for you by buying calls just now.

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She has a cute face but a fridge body unfortunately. Thankfully I went 2d.

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Buy back in then.

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>tranime poster
>being retarded
like pottery

Your 2d waifu has a minifridge face, wtf is up with that?

it could be worse

im down 3k

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that was me with spxs a few weeks ago kek

I like your style

The local bottom, definitely. However, economic downcycles are measured in years, not months, so you will almost certainly have another chance. Just probably not right now.

I've made money this year, she's probably lost money this year. that makes my returns better, and i don't have to deal with being a woman. Looks like I win again.

Mr. Hunter please go back to your schizo jewtube interviews

Your 2D waifu isn't real

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damn bro I'm down 10% on same. We must have bought at the same microsecond.
Yesterday with everything in reality crashing except the specific index I chose to short was fucking awful.

I'm just going to hold into the dirt as I don't think tech stocks survive earnings season. 10k NDQ eojuly imo.

I bought SOXL around 30 something and gave up at $26 :)

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Give cheapies!

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Dumped 2m in bitcoin and bought these bags, rate portfolio

29% veqt
45% vfv
13% xeqt
12.5% zqq

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She's cute and funny. That's all that matters

youtu.be/jhFExsvcuXQ

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should I get an Arbys for lunch today? Haven't been there in like 2 years

I'm building up a Standard Oil stack. As long as I buy under $85 I won't feel retarded on the way down.

The average bear market lasts less than a year.

I stopped going after getting a half frozen patty on a grilled chicken sandwich on 2 separate occasions. Made me retch

They got rid of the pizza slider, I’m still mad about that

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I think earnings will come down as that could be the final resting downwards as we price in every fork of bad news possible, inflation, rate hikes, low earnings, recession, strong dollar, commodities, war in ukraine etc. What else is there

You need to get janus.

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ok, so listen - how do I make money on boomers defaulting on their mortgage payments?

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whoever watches this should be executed for faggotry immediately.

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This 0.09% move today is absolutely riveting, makes me feel robust and alive all this volatility

there seems to be some media narrative going around as if this CPI next week is going to be pretty flat or less than last months (peaking)

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buy their shiny rocks

never heard of any of that shit

im finna pass then

Arbys had pizza wtf mang science has gone too far ffs

I trade based on what the market WILL do, not what it SHOULD do. There is literally no reason the United States should even exist right now, yet here we are. And for the past week and a half, we have had nothing but pump after pump. It's no doubt mostly retail, but nonetheless. They are naive and greedy and are slurping like crazy, and will continue to do so until the next big dump which could be weeks away.

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2m gets you access to some big boy accounts at Vanguard. Not sure what you are trying to do there that can't be done simpler and with less fees than VTSAX.

>she's probably lost money this year
We don't know that. She's never done any interview or song about her investing and possibly has the most Jewish, well-connected, jewy financial advisor money can buy.

>a Standard Oil stack
Is this where you build a portfolio out of all the former Standard Oil companies? Shit, that sounds like a good ETF...

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JEROME PLS

>he says while posting MGS5
Fake weeb alert

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They would just sell their home... why would they default on their payments when they have so much equity.

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God, I wish I could fucking hammer myself in the skull...

negative equity

GO UP RIGHT NOW TESLA DO IT NOW

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>freckles

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This is probably speculation based on energy getting heemed and clevelandfed.org/en/our research/indicators and data/inflation nowcasting.aspx

Are you saying buy JANBX?

fucking pedo

this, precisely

Let the volatility kick in

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Did you guys sell that gaysex pump earlier today? Hope so.

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I always see commercials for arby's but the closest one is about an hour and fifteen minute drive away. I want one of those sandwiches with the stuff on it.

Kek, I used to go to /prod/ which is almost as bad.

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Holy shit it moved 0.01% after you said this, are you a wizard?

I stopped listening to hip hop. Got tired of noticing every single last song was about

drugs
selling drugs
sex
hoes
having sex with someone else's hoes
doing violence on others
bragging
material things that don't matter such as expensive cloths and cars and such

I pretty much now only listen to stuff like Nirvana or Blue Oyster Cult,

>giving women the vote was a bad idea
If you want your empire to survive maybe

DXY is over 107 and markets still haven't shit the bed, this is getting annoying.

>Taylor Swift has a larger portfolio
how do you know she has a large portfolio

>Nirvana

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Oils come down a ton. Goin from 120 to 100 is 15% lower fuel costs, and fuel goes into every other commodity or good or service... I expect cpi to be lower

take the anime music pill

youtube.com/watch?v=yvNl6RK6xG8

wtf is that fats domino playing a 303?

Home prices plunge, boomers with 2nd and 3rd mortgages discover that loan to value ratio is over 100% then just like 2007/2008 they start walking away then mortgage backed securities go into freefall and become worthless. It's happened before don't think it can't happen again. After all the rule tightening after the real estate crisis, yes things got better but that doesn't make up for the huge surge in prices that, if they fall, could put us right back where they started. If those LTV ratios go above 100% on a nationwide basis, look the fuck out

I know how degen smg is and how easily duped.
I know that there are anons still with Pajeethorse Silver and Big "Converting your equity into my gas" Don shares. Show yourselves.

good choice user

the nowcast is so much higher than cpi though, I feel like whatever component of it has moved down in the past month might not even be included in CPI to begin with, so people assuming it'll be flat or down might get caught with their pants down.

I was $2000 up on my oil position and i closed it today for $300 profit. Dont worry user we are going to make it. $Dash is trading in a range, buy at 60 and sell at resistance, You are welcome

Well considering how /cashgang/ has been doing, I think even if she had it all sitting in her checking account, she qualifies.

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She of legal age chud. Perhaps you are projecting something. Want to tell us what's on your mind bud?

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Yes that's my goal since I learned they've secretly been merging some of the smaller components back together real quietly behind uncle sams back. Rockefeller was right it's dumb to bet against his company. Today I bought some XOM

You just need a little more cynical outlook on life to enjoy it properly. You probably still think there’s more to life then sex and drugs and money, either because you’re young or inexperienced in general.

how can DXY and stocks go up in tandem when stocks are denominated in US dollars? It makes no sense

it's over.

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you cant buy that in canada

The sooner I figure out how to really filter this balding weeb pedo fuck, the better.
And I'll probably buy more AMD in two weeks.

Debt paid off - debt money goes into market. Boom