I got a pretty bad black eye on Thursday morning right before work that swelled shut and bruised over the course of the day. It didn’t take long for my boss to see me and send me home, telling me to come back when my “face looks more presentable.” I don’t know how long it’s going to take for my black eye to heal, but I really shouldn’t miss any more work, if I can avoid it. Do you think I’m good to go in?
Is my eye “presentable” enough to go to work tomorrow?
Nathan Bell
Nathaniel Gomez
send him this pic and i bet he'll tell you to stay home
enjoy the week off user and learn to duck
Jordan Ortiz
Looks alright, mate.
Caleb Morales
That's a woman
Ian Green
How about you cook the chicken right next time?
Evan Rogers
punch your entire head evenly until its the same color as your eye. Be sure to apply for a promotion while you are "advantaged".
Colton White
What are you sliding? I've been here long enough to know this image and have seen this thread a year ago. So what are you sliding OP?
Wyatt Cox
Luckily I didn’t get punched, I just face planted into the bath faucet on Thursday morning. I’m worried I’m gonna fall way behind in work though
Aaron Sanders
Wear patch and say AAARR MATEY! if anyone asks about it.
Aiden Bailey
if you want to speed it up
put 2 spoons in the freezer and use 1 at a time to help stop some of the blood flow
yours looks pretty bad though so it might not work
Mason Brooks
wear an eyepatch idiot
Christian Morris
Go to the emergency room.
Charles Williams
Dr here ,It's a difficult to see the damage on your eye from this photo but go to the emergency , you eye is not looking to good , you could have a fracture of your eye socket
Matthew Ortiz
if real you need to go to the emergency room or you're gonna have a dead eye
Jack Peterson
why? they cant do shit for this and will charge a ton in the US
if you're a euro or any other place with medicine it makes sense
not for burgers tho
why pay $1k to get an ice pack and tylenol?
Adrian Edwards
can you see out of it?
Zachary Fisher
I can't even see an eye, it looks like an empty eye socket
Isaac Wright
go to a family clinic at the least or schedule a different doctor from the one already seen. Get a second opinion from an eye doctor or something.
If it can't detect light at all it could have ruptured. Glass eye and eye patches in your future.
Wyatt Torres
I see this same larp all the time, what is the fucking point of this?
Isaiah Phillips
is it larp?
Any case if it's just the sclera and the pupil isn't affected it's probably just extremely bruised.
Isaac Allen
This nigga about to clock in with the eye of sauron
Eli Rodriguez
Thought this was another horse pussy for a sec
Dominic Turner
My brother, you need an exorcism.
Owen Reyes
Wear the eyepatch Bret. Wear the funky funky eyepatch.