your pokemon found your private folder full of lewd pictures of other pokemon
Your pokemon found your private folder full of lewd pictures of other pokemon
Austin Lewis
Luke Flores
Is he mad at me being a pokefucker or jealous that my type is a different mon? This is an important distinction
Gabriel Williams
And?
Nicholas Green
its a stupid animal it wouldn;t grasp the concepts of photos or computers
Parker Barnes
Can't find something that never existed. Also, I would never keep a Riolu on my roster, it is too furry.
Zachary Moore
Wasn’t Alolan Meowth shown using a computer at one point?
Hunter Edwards
>animal
pokemon are smarter than animals and they are not animals
Jack Taylor
every time he sees you he will remember how disgusting you are
Daniel Johnson
>my Metagross found my Pokémon lewd folder and now he is trying to compute whether he should Bullet Punch me or use Confide on my other team members
Brayden Morris
he want sex now
Hudson Adams
Good for them, not like it will effect them.
Landon Jackson
How would that even work?! He would crush me :(
Aiden Hall
imagine
Benjamin Bennett
I guess he would use his psychic powers to suspend me in mid air and manifest dildos to fuck me, idk
Ayden Long
Very gently
James Thompson
>Enamorus finds my stack of Muk fetish art
>goes full matchmaker as a chaotic love deity
>I return home one day
>all the plants are dead
>purple ooze all over the couch
>Enamorus zooms over with a shit-eating grin
>"Amooor~"
>she gives me a light shove as if to say "go get 'im, tiger"
>I slip on the wet floor and break my fucking neck
Elijah Gonzalez
>he
I'll get what I deserve someday…
Owen Walker
Nothing happens because I am not a degenerate zoophile like everyone here seems to be
Tyler Thomas
look i can explain
its all OG samurott because i cbf to look up to see if the hisuian version has any passable smut yet
Wyatt Taylor
I would bully you
Carter Kelly
poke pussy?
Brody Robinson
which lycanroc, the grey one or the shit one please answer quickly