Are there any competitors to Neuralink?
Public companies or ETF’s would be preferable.
Public companies
Christopher Jackson
Matthew Perez
It’s darpa tech so probably not
Ethan Morris
Robotic implants are the absolute most retarded ways to treat the ailments that he claims he will "cure". Advances in stem cell therapies and 3D bio printing will destroy the medical applications of Neuralink.
Elon is a scammer, remember that too.
Caleb Richardson
just like the roadster is coming in 2020
just like self driving is coming in 2017
elon musk the swindler
Owen Carter
Elon is the best salesman in the world, but your portfolio cannot live in Futurama, especially now that interest rates are going up.
Alexander Powell
>Short term mindset
Inflation is still high and growth stocks have the best long term outlook
Eli Russell
All monkeys died during trial. Neuralink does not work.
Jason Price
DARPA is far ahead of that.
If anything Elon is just used a as soft disclosure front to slowly introduce all these technology for the new system of the coming decades/century.
Note that this information came out a decade ago.
newscientist.com
Gabriel Gutierrez
The only way a computer is on track to resolving illnesses is through extreme calculation of protein folding.
Tyler Perez
We are fucked as a species
How long until we’re all brainchipped and spied on by cyborg bugs?
I hate boomers
Gavin Nelson
Yes, people are JUST queuing up to have the famously not-a-bullshitter Elon plant some half-arsed test implant in their brains. The cunt belongs in a pysch ward, for everyones good.
David Phillips
will neuralink cure homosexuality and autogynephilia?
Joseph Peterson
being ded cures most things, yup.
Chase Garcia
>Cures conservatism
Cool
Nicholas Clark
Don't forget his "Vegas Loop" technology that turned out to be a buried single-lane roadway.
Dominic Davis
List of Elon Musk Fails:
>Tesla FSD: NEVER HAPPENED, CONFIRMED SCAM.
>Solarcity roof tiles: Confirmed scam, abandoned
>Hyperloop: Confirmed scam, currently on hold
>Las Vegas Loop: total fail, other Boring company projects on hold
>Rockets: As the news implies, they are crashing and burning as we speak
>Falcon Superheavy: hasn’t flown since June 2019
>Neuralink: 99% scam, ongoing
>Cybertruck: Couldn’t even beat Rivian to market
>Humanoid: Dumb as shit, 99% scam material.
>Tesla Semi: behind schedule, status unknown
>Roadster 1: behind schedule, status unknown
>Dragon capsule on Mars by 2018
>Humans on Mars by 2020
>Starship - won’t reach orbital speeds any time soon
>1 million robotaxis that make you 35k per year by 2020
>Reusable rockets (SpaceX defines reusability with a turn around time of 24 hours, the best SpaceX has managed is on par with the Shuttle at 1 month)
>Boca Chica will totally be for Falcon series rockets FAA trust us
>Free supercharging
>Tesla cars with “cold gas thrusters” to lift them out of traffic
>Tesla cars that drive to customers' houses
>Tesla Summon from across the country
>Tesla cars under 35k (actually recently increased prices across the board by 5k lmao)
>Tesla accepting bitcoin
>Hertz buying 100k Tesla cars
>Point to point rocket travel
>Securities fraud - solarcity bailout specifically
>Submarine will save trapped people in cave
>Promised to donate ventilators - turned out to be Chinese bought CPAP machines
>Promised to help Puerto Rico after the hurricane
>Promised to sell all possessions
>No new cases of Covid by April of 2020 and that children are immune to Covid
>Promised to fix Flint, Michigan water crisis
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Oliver King
>No underground NY-Phil-Balt-DC Hyperloop. NY-DC in 29 mins.
>No battery swaps "faster than filling a fuel tank"
>No “GigaFactory as a product”
>No solar powered superchargers
>Boring company “flamethrower” - jacked up price of a roofing torch
>Tesla “tequila” - jacked up price of shitty tequila in cool bottle
youtube.com
youtube.com
James Bennett
Just put a literal chip in your brain bro
Joshua Moore
Yes I had a dream about a giant butterfly that shits on people and heals them, I would say it's a realistic competitor to Elon's "idea", it will materialize in this world any day now, buy my stock pls.
Julian Reyes
I'll take two bro!
Mason Johnson
>1 million robotaxis that make you 35k per year by 2020
I think, in a heavily competitive field, this might be my favourite. Purely as he expanded upon his usual vaporware idiocy and wandered off into absolute delusion, complete with fixed dates, etc. That no-one to date has ever class-actioned this fat fucking retard over his endless bullshit remains a mystery.
Easton Fisher
>The conman promises another thing he won't deliver
Quelle surprise
Justin Barnes
>newscientist.com
you had me until the covid bullshit
Anthony Moore
>Elon invents casually a million things personally and runs a half dozen companies as richest man in the universe
>Autist on a pajeet coding forum categories his entire life and finds 50 random things he was bullshitting about or didn't wort out (yet). Maintains an erection while xe imagines Elon hate fucking them while promising free Mars trips with every purchase of neuralink Model G
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