>you’re awoken by a scratching on your window
>look up to see this
>what do
You’re awoken by a scratching on your window
Luis Adams
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Luis Jones
furiously masturbate
Blake Phillips
Send out my trusty Typhlosion and weaken it so I can capture it. Banette is one of my favourite Pokémon, and I would enjoy having one on my team.
Jacob Ramirez
Beat me to it
Checked
Carter Reed
If it hasn't broken in already, it's certainly not going to now. I still have all the stuffed animals I ever had as a kid on a shelf in my room, so I know for certain it's not after me either. I just ignore it and go back to sleep.
Noah Wilson
go full trollge mode and let myself be absorbed
youtube.com
Alexander Butler
"Hello!"
Then I take out my shotgun and sleep with one eye open.
Gabriel Wilson
>bullets affecting ghosts
Sebastian King
the bullets were shot to death before being loaded, now they're ghost bullets.
Joseph Gomez
throw master ball, go back to sleep.
Jayden Cook
Remington 870 with silver buckshot
Jacob Diaz
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Jacob Price
They're Steel Type.
Dylan Cooper
based
Leo Flores
Sebastian Parker
Please DO NOT announce to the board when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under-developed social skills that they think that a website full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of the mods. Thanks.
Tyler Howard
Jerking off to you rn
Levi Morales
Simple... Suit up to fight
Michael Price
I don't know why but Pokemon Creepypasta in particular scratches an itch for me and I like it
Josiah Gonzalez
Hilarious get.
Nicely done.
Adrian Edwards
Casually ask my absol waifu to take care of it, then roll over and go back to sleep.