Things you can say to a Pokémon, but not your girlfriend

>Things you can say to a Pokémon, but not your girlfriend.

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what's the difference

I love how nice you are to me

You complete me

you have nice fins

I love that you're not a fucking harlot who goes down and gets slammed by that fucker Roger every goddamn night but I can't say anything about it because being with you is the only goddamn reason your dad gave me my shitty job in the first place

Pi-pika Pika-chuuuu!

I have a pokemon.

My pokemon is my girlfriend

Return.

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Use lick

Nice. You have thick fat!

Use swallow

I love you

How did this egg get here?

Can we add five others?

I hope you know Water Sport

Get back to the balls

kek
(I chuckled at least)
didn't kek
not bad

Best post itt

Worst post itt

>Moves that didn't make it through ESRB.
Shut the fuck up

>this one has a horrible nature
>more experience makes for a better partner
>i've been breeding this one since last week
>now I'm going to breed her children
>I'd love to beat up and tame that bird
>I've already got one of her type
>my attacks hurts more because she has no defense
>she's great, but I'd rather use her mother

Please go onto that small ranch and have sex with that mudsdale. I'm gonna want the baby you two make.