>Things you can say to a Pokémon, but not your girlfriend.
Things you can say to a Pokémon, but not your girlfriend
what's the difference
I love how nice you are to me
You complete me
you have nice fins
I love that you're not a fucking harlot who goes down and gets slammed by that fucker Roger every goddamn night but I can't say anything about it because being with you is the only goddamn reason your dad gave me my shitty job in the first place
Pi-pika Pika-chuuuu!
I have a pokemon.
My pokemon is my girlfriend
Return.
Use lick
Nice. You have thick fat!
Use swallow
I love you
How did this egg get here?
Can we add five others?
I hope you know Water Sport
Get back to the balls
kek
(I chuckled at least)
didn't kek
not bad
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>Moves that didn't make it through ESRB.
Shut the fuck up
>this one has a horrible nature
>more experience makes for a better partner
>i've been breeding this one since last week
>now I'm going to breed her children
>I'd love to beat up and tame that bird
>I've already got one of her type
>my attacks hurts more because she has no defense
>she's great, but I'd rather use her mother
Please go onto that small ranch and have sex with that mudsdale. I'm gonna want the baby you two make.