*slurpee*

*slurpee*
>It doesn't need human models to be accurate to the art
>It doesn't need protagonists that can differentiate themselves from trainer classes
>It doesn't need to be made for "veteran fans"
YOU ARE NOW HERE
>It doesn't need the National Dex
>It doesn't need to have good animations
>It doesn't need to have Mega Evolutions
>It doesn't matter if it has the same difficulty with no option to change it
>It doesn't need a toggleable EXP Share
>It doesn't need to be truly Open World
>It doesn't need to fix Pokemon scaling
>It doesn't need to have a good story
>It doesn't need to have a post-game
>It doesn't need the Battle Frontier
>It doesn't need any references to Portugal
>It doesn't matter if several legendaries / mythicals are gifted to you / captured in cutscenes
>It doesn't matter if Victory Road is a hallway
>It doesn't matter if regional forms are mostly / exclusively Kanto mons
>It doesn't matter if gym leader teams are just 3 underlevled Pokemon
>It doesn't matter if you get locked into a cutscene / tutorial for every town, route, or cave you enter
>It doesn't mater that it consumes more battery than every Pokémon game ever made
>It doesn't need a toggleable auto-save
>It doesn't matter if every Pokemon and human is designed by James Turner
>It doesn't need good Pokemon designs

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I kinda want a slushy, but driving to 7/11 just for that feels like a waste of time and money.

I don't give a fuck if it's doomer, I love this meme.

Get it anyways maybe something interesting will happen there.

>It doesn't need human models to be accurate to the art
Literall all features on the 3d model matches the 2D art. Your lizard brain is melting down with a bit of blush added to the faces, but objectively all surfaces are spot on to the art. They certainly did a better job at it than SwSh managed to match Gloria's entire skull and hair.

>It doesn't need any references to Portugal
kek this one got me

>It doesn't need to have Mega Evolutions
Cringe. Stopped reading right there.
No it doesn't need to have shitty overblown gimmicks that amounted to nothing and you're a full blown retard if you think the opposite

>it doesn't need the National Dex
We're past this point too.

All Pokémon games are bad

Same. Love you slurpeebro

So why are you still on a Pokémon board?

>It doesn't need human models to be accurate to the art
Gen 9 has been KILLED because of this
#fixtheartstyle
#gobacktogen8models

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Correct, it doesn't. Because even if it had all these things, I still wouldn't buy it. It would still be shit.

i hate shazam trannybots. go back to Any Forums

God i hate the shazam posters.

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Shazam can be used on any Pokemon game after 2012

irrelevant boogeyman with no discusion whoever.

op loves op

>It doesn't need to have Mega Evolutions
Indeed. Fuck off zoomer.

How is Shazamposting still a thing after slurptards got raped and publicly humiliated by Elden Ring? I saw you little fags begging for mercy after taking the fat Fromsoft cock

Go back.

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