I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE VERY BEST

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE VERY BEST
SINCE GAMEFREAK'S BEEN AROUND
THE OTHER STARTERS CAN'T COMPARE
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE MY CROWN

YOU CAN SEARCH THE ENTIRE DEX
FROM BULBASAUR TO SNOM
STILL YOU WILL NOT FIND ANY MONS
THAT I DON'T FUCKING MOG

CHARIZARD ( I AM NUMBER ONE)
SO COPE AND SEETHE
THIS FRANCHISE IS ABOUT ME

CHARIZARD
OOOOOOOH I LOVE YOUR TEARS
I'LL BE SHILLED FOR COUNTLESS YEARS

CHARIZARD ( I AM NUMBER ONE)
MY G-MAX RUUUUUUULES
2 MEGAS , AND IN SMASH TOO

YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS , COPE AND SEETHE

SUCK-MY-DIIIIIIICK!

I AM CHARIZARD (I AM CHARIZARD)
NUMBER ONE!

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He needs some meds.

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10/10 lyrics, now make lyrics for Pikachu.

waiting for the vocaroo

actually, bulbasaur is number 1
charizard is number 6

I'm not doing one, I hate vocaroos

nah you are

Good.

Yes. Do you think the Secret Potion can cure this retard?

>geodude used rock throw!

Charizard wouldn't even entertain that shitmon

Unfortunately we don't have secret potions at the moment. But we do have shock therapy for Charizard though.

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Yeah. Charizard's so shit that even Unown with Rock Type Hidden Power would destroy it without even trying.

Ok. Go for it.

Charizard doesn't have a choice, geodude has sturdy, and then 252+ Atk Geodude Rock Throw vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Charizard: 324-384 (109 - 129.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO.
Geodude is stronger than Charizard.

Are all these posts cope for how nobody cares about whatever your favorite shitmon is? Charizard can go Mega X then it would destroy those little shits, if their shit Sp Def didn't kill him already.

>Thinking Mega X is the best Pokémon
>Thinking Mega X has anything good
>Thinking Mega X isn't the worst thing GameFreak has created

Based

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dragonite and ampharos' milky wilky meds

Made from the freshest herbs picked from Johto mixed in with Combee honey and Moomoo milk.

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I am a huge fan of CHARIZARD

Lizardo-sama, I…

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Charizard singing in the shower is funny.