ITT: Post a Pokemon and write your own retarded pokedex entry as per the meta lore of dumb kids being the one writing them
>Golem tucks its head, arms, and legs inside the boulder when rolling down mountain sides. It can reach speeds up to 500 mph when rolling this way.
>When Golem rolls it absorbs dirt and stones into its own boulder and grows bigger. Golems can reach the size of mountains.
>Garbevoir makes me feel wierd...
>On quiet, calm nights, Scizor experiments sharpening rocks as if they were axes and tries to use them as weapons. It's unknown why they do this.
>A Scizor who has previously undergone mega evolution may be found in extremely cold caves, lying as if it has collapsed in exhaustion.
>This Pokemon likes to play pranks on the living. It find humour in their reactions to its hauntings.
>Researchers believe however, that this could be the Pokemon's way of dealing with its bleak circumstances in the afterlife.
>It never stops chopping things. It will even chop its trainers backpack if it is bored
Can't upload due to rangeban but I chose Delibird
> Once a year, this pokemon will pick up discarded items littered around its habitat and leave them at the doorsteps of the nearest town or city.
> There are some professors who contest Delibird's legitimacy as a real pokemon. When presented with the specimen in question, they will often claim it is merely a Piplup in disguise.
>when angry, a Rillaboom can beat its drum so hard that the sound and shockwave are as powerful as a atomic bomb
>Arceus is the god of pokemon thus making him the strongest pokemon. He an't be killed and gave birth to all pokemon.
>This pokemon's origin is unknown. Some says it came from space, other says from another dimension. The mystery surounding it made men do wars...
repostin with the pic
>Hatterene gets in a berserker state of rage when they hear anything louder than the wind blowing on leaves or the sound of calm breathing. It is said that once, after being brought out in a cheering stadium, she used her powers to reduce the stadium and everyon in it to dust.
>Inteleon can shoot water bullets as strong as anti-tank artillery and hit a moving target over 500 miles away from it.
>It is said that Poliwhirl's tummy is a portal to the past and if for some reason you find yourself trapped in the future, you can use it to get home
>it loves to run at fullspeed as its head bounces in the wind, laughing the entire way, enjoying its newfound life
>Usually upbeat, it becomes depressed if it cannot swim in crystal clear waters. Its prominent coral spikes developed to foil larger predators.
>A very curious Pokemon who enjoys interacting with others. When Porygon encounters a new object, it may scan it for hours while running complex calculations.
>Highly territorial and fierce. When startled, it retaliates with nasty shocks. Adept at manipulating electricity, it always adjusts its voltage to match the strength of its opponent. Weaker foes are treated fairly in combat.
>Pupitar can enter a dormant state and sleep for many centuries. If awakened by humans, it may spontaneously evolve and go on a rampage.
>It is said to haunt graveyards, and seems to enjoy frightening visitors. Sometimes it is overcome with remorse and brings small gifts to its victims.
>Its exposed bone blades can shatter solid stone with ease. It is notorious in the scientific community for an age-old argument concerning its status as a solitary ambush predator or a pack hunter.
>Mysterious dragons venerated by ancient tribes as guardian spirits. While Dratini are found in certain lakes, nobody knows where Dragonite roosts.
>Its psychic powers have advanced so far that it can even alter memories. Only a trainer with an innocent heart could ever hope to control it.
>This Ultra Beast is a social creature in its home dimension. If one stranded here is left to its own devices, it has been documented to eventually attempt to form a new social group by gathering weak pokemon. It will encourage and "train" them to become as strong as it
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