Hop on user we're going to the operating room!
Hop on user we're going to the operating room!
Jace Martin
Jason Collins
NO I DON’T WANT THE VACCINE
Isaac Fisher
Gonna get my 3 wisdom teeth removed soon. How is the pain afterwards?
Charles Myers
Do I get to fuck your cute daughter Happiny if I comply?
Liam Wright
Emergency! There's a mad patient on the loose.
Juan Brown
Don't worry user with this anesthesia and soft-boiled you'll be right back to your usual self in no time. In the mean time you'll just have to wait until we apprehend the loose Machamp to avoid any harm in the hospital.
Jose Garcia
If you can.
Owen Garcia
ALRIGHT WE APPREHENDED HIM!!! TAKE THE SHOT NOW!!!
Angel Evans
a million keks
Hudson Perry
machamp is hurt by poison
Caleb Rivera
I'm CHECKIN' IN! (He's checkin' in)
I'm CHECKIN' IN! (Checkin', checkin' in)
No more pills, or alcohol
No more pot or de-merooooooooool~
No more stinkin' fuuuuun at all
I'm CHECKIN' IN! (He's checkin' in)
(He's checkin' in)
(No more looking pale and thin)
(No more bugs, beneath tour skin)
HEY! That's just my as-PIRIN~
(Chuck it out, you're cheeeeec-kiiiiiiiiin' iiiiiiiiin'~)
[Instrumental break]
Owen Smith
machamp fainted on live tv
Hunter Myers
Uhh what am I going in for?
Connor Martinez
On the 21st of March 2022, Machamp fainted on live TV broadcasted towards billions of people. Machamp was later taken to the pokemon center later that day. When the trainer got him out of the PokeBall he was pronounced dead on the spot without a single pulse. The cause of death was poison imitating as the "vaccine" running in the Machamp's veins. Later autopsy shows that the Machamp struggled a lot during the confrontation in the hospital by a bunch of Blisseys and Wigglytuffs. A moment of silence for our fighting type, Machamp
Levi Reed
A check-up
Gavin Baker
I don't think you go into an operating room for a check up...
Bentley Cox
Oh don't worry user. Once you enter in the operating room you'll feel muuuuuuchhh better once you get out from it.
David Richardson
Sorry I'm late, miss. Do you need a hand with this troublesome patient?
Oliver Cox
I'm going to need to read about the procedure first and your clinic's policies before I consent to anything.
Blake Howard
Shhh shhhh it's okay, here smell this sweet scent it will calm you down
William Roberts
Hey now I ain't smell...ing noth....
Isaiah Parker
No need nurse Comfy. He's been laid to rest now sleeping like a wee lil baby.
Ian Evans
quality kek user
Ryan Young
HOW MANY MACHAMPS NEED TO BE MURDERED BEFORE YOU ADMIT THE POKERUS SUPERPOTION IS FAINTAL AND CAUSES STATUS CONDITIONS!?!