>OHHHHH HONEY, the ZESTIMATES FELL 1% TODAY! You ARE going to fix this PROMPTY RIGHT?!
>I DONT CARE ABOUT THE INTEREST RATES, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE inTeREsT rATes ALREADY
>Its in YOUR best INTEREST to FIGURE THIS OUT
>I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT ABOUT THE INFLATION
>STOP TALKING ABOUT JEROME ALL YOU EVER WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS JEROME
>How come I've never met this """Jerome""" huh? Is there even a Jerome in your life? What are you, gay for jerome? Or is this some little sly codeword for that bitch Jessica? I know you took that finance class together in college STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM JESSICA
>Shut up already, I have to go to work. Sorry, my CAREER. something you NEVER HAD and NEVER WILL. You BETTER have FIXED UP THIS HOUSE by the time I get back or else your problems are about to be INFLATED. How about them apples? Inflation this inflation that. JUST GET IT DONE.
OHHHHH HONEY, the ZESTIMATES FELL 1% TODAY! You ARE going to fix this PROMPTY RIGHT?!
I have inserted my penis into a woman who matches this sterotype.
Algochad here. Do not engage with such women.
These threads are gold
hope you managed to get it out in one piece
I love these threads.
>be me
>marry dream qtπ
>buy her family home
>have three kids
>she's a great mom and stay at home wife
>she's frugal so we can save and invest
>she keeps it tight and we frequently have sex
>refinance during pandemic to once in a lifetime low rate of 2.25%
>pay off mortgage and sell family home when kids are grown
>downsize to dream house for two and retire in my 50s
Feels good man
bump
I (heart) Jerome Powell.
NOT AGAIN
>honey, you mowed the yard again without edging the driveway. i told you that you have to edge the driveway every time or it looks sloppy. i dont care if you saw lightning, get out there and do it
>honey you washed my car but didn't wax it. you heard what Chad at the dealership said about taking care of the paint. go wax it, please, it's not that hard
>honey i know we just remodeled the kitchen three years ago but i'm seeing all this cute stuff on pinterest about white kitchens and i think i want to do that to ours. i know you're retarded with power tools but i'm really going to need you to figure it out and start on this project so its done before we host thanksgiving this year
>honey you cant go fishing with your dad this weekend. you two just went last year, why do you need to go again? i know he just beat cancer again but he beat it once already, he'll be fine. we need you here to get stuff done around the house
>honey Aiden wants his room painted again. i know we just painted it six months ago but that new Marvel movie came out and he wants the colors to match his Marvel face mask he wears to school
>honey can we cancel your gym membership? its just such a waste of money. you're 34 years old, who are you working out for? no one notices or cares. can we cancel it?
>honey you're going to have to get a higher-paying job. or work weekends or something. this Putin price hike thing is killing us, the kids may have to choose between soccer or dance class this fall and i'm not going to let them miss out on life because of money
>honey did you schedule your booster yet? you haven't!? look, i don't give a damn if you die, but i'm not losing this house and taking the kids out of private school because you read some stupid anti-vax shit online and left us with a bunch of medical bills and no income
>honey, no we're not having sex tonight. stop asking, it doesn't turn me on when you ask. don't touch me either. just leave me alone. go take care of it yourself
Looking forward to getting married
you obviously know that the sex stops shortly after marriage. but the affection stops, too, and that's worse. say goodbye to random hugs and long kisses and her scratching the back of your neck and rubbing your arm while you're driving. i miss those things more than i miss pussy. also, something else they don't tell you is that the woman often turns into a project manager with you as the day laborer. get ready to spend your weekends doing projects, home renovation, landscaping, car detailing, etc.
That first one is wholesome
What if you just keep going to her and taking your dick out
why would you marry a woman that does this to you? seems a bit retarded
Such a forced meme. Wise herb in the field.
Kek which user has a complete cunt if a wife and keeps making these
because they don't become a cold, frigid bitch of a roommate until after they've gotten what they want (wedding, house, kids, nice car, etc.). they have no reason to keep up the pretense of affectionate love anymore now they're satisfied. my wife was affectionate and warm to me when we were dating but that slowly and completely changed a few years into marriage. i'm not exaggerating when i say that she hasn't initiated a kiss or a hug in months. forget about the sex part, i'm too embarrassed to tell you the last time i had sex with her.
how can you not hug/kiss/sex? what do you do together all weekend
>watch tv from opposite ends of the couch
>sleep in different beds
Jesus, i feel you. Hope you can find fulfillment in other endeavours