WTF we memed landlord tips into reality

npr.org/2022/06/24/1106352611/housing-market-renters-bidding-wars-mortgages

>Getting in bidding wars just for the privelege of paying landchads more money

Guys please be more careful with your memes they keep coming true.

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Landchads can't stop winning

I legit fucking love owning land so much it's unreal

If I was the landlord I'd ask for the cunny

>tfw I just bought a condo and don't need to worry about any of this anymore

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>buying at the top of the market

these mongrels are at fault. if landlords don't get anything rented they have to lower the prices. stop being stupid and paying so much for rent

also who the fuck secures a real estate agent to go rental hunting?

>pay a useless real estate agent to find you listings
>pay application fees multiple times just to apply
>bid over rent just to get noticed
>three months' rent as deposit even if you get selected
>0% of any of this goes into equity

Is there anything more insipid and loathsome than the modern-day rentoid?

>we'll arrange something

>Is there anything more insipid and loathsome than the modern-day rentoid?
RE agents in general tbqh. When I bought my house last year the guy put in maybe 20 total hours of work over the month it took to buy the house. Made out with 6k.

Better than continuing to donate until you're priced out forever.

cope rentoid. people said the same thing to me 4 years ago and now my house is worth over 2.3 million. although i will never sell because i love it too damn much.

middlemen serve no real function in modern society

soo glad i tip my landlord, maybe he will act benevolently the day im evicted for renos

What’s the problem with this? It’s free market real estate. You’re not communists right?

The market determines the value.

Guys, what if we could put landlord tips on the blockchain? That way everyone could see the tips being offered and rentcucks would compete even harder with each other.

i thought this was completely normal. are you saying you don’t tip your landchad? unbelievable + disgusting

Love this. Could also dutch auction the units out. Start the bid way above market value and let them panic and fight over the vacancy.

Literally best feel,
>lost 30% of account value since start of year
>remember i own 40 hectares of arable land which gets rented to farming cucks
>20 hectares of forest. No longer care about market dip

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>Tfw live in Canada and there is rent increase control and have tenants paying 50% under market rate and can’t do anything to kick them out because renters have more rights then land lords here in this cucked country

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We are way past antisemitism.
Please apologise, and be better in the future.

EVERYONE STOP ALL AT ONCE WE GOT THIS GUYS WE ARE THE SMART ONES

>condo fees double
>condo becomes basically unsellable

>refinanced mortgage for 2.6% last year
>have money to pay it off
>just put it into short term treasuries and get a higher % yield
>literally free money

Even if my house went to zero I would be ahead of rent cucks because I literally get paid to have a mortgage

nigger

How do you propose finding somewhere to rent without going through agents? There are a few sites for direct landlords but most of them are crap and the landlords use them because they're too cheap to pay agents' fees.

Where'd you get all that land user?

Guys I am NOT KIDDING don't joke about this shit, especially not with trips. This stuff becomes real, act responsibly with your manifestation powers.