I work at a gas station AMA

I work at a gas station, ask a wagie anything

>inb4 ama is reddit

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Whats the cheapest 20 pack of ciggies cunt, I'm always too stoned to ask

how many times have you been robbed.

If you haven't been robbed, why haven't you planned a robbery with your friends?

idk i don't memorize cigarette prices, they're all between 11-15 dollars
no times despite being in a pretty shit area, i have no friends

I'm assuming you're indian or paki or something

im only gonna be on for like 30 more mins so if you wanna know something about the wagie life ask now

no i'm white, i don't own the place i just work there, it's a regional chain

how much money do you make
dont people put their own gas into their car
how long u plan to work as a wagie
do you have a gf

Do you do anything to better your life and circumstances with the copious amounts of dead time your job affords you? Also, do you carry a gun or do you live somewhere so cucked that's not a legal option?

>how much money do you make
13.00 an hour
>dont people put their own gas into their car
yes i don't do that, the only thing i have to do is gas is click a few buttons if someone pays in store, otherwise i'm a cashier/stocker
>how long u plan to work as a wagie
till i kms
>do you have a gf
no

>do anything to better your life
nope
>carry a gun
no, live in a cucked blue state, but i'm not going to risk anything to prevent a robbery, i'm getting paid peanuts, definitely not enough to protect someone elses assets

Do you have a stack of Chainlink tokens you've been adding to for what seems like forever and are now counting down the days until your better life begins and the gas station is but a distant memory you occasionally recall in wistful moments as you sip pina colada in some far off paradise?

no, i'm not into crypto or investing, i just come here occasionally to laugh at the loss porn plebbit threads

how much gross/net income does your boss make ?

like my manager or the CEO of the gas station chain? my manager i don't think makes much more than me. she's been here for years and has that dead stare you see with the types of people who've been working bottom of the barrel jobs their entire lives

probably around maybe uhhh i don't know 18 bucks for my manager i'd wager. the CEO is a multi-millionaire i guess, i didn't bother learning anything about them and snoozed through the family friendly 50 minute indoctrination self-wank presentation they give to all new employees

>>do you have a gf
>no
Would you identify as an incel?

no, i simply have no interest in companionship. a few girls asked me out in high school and i declined so i suppose that makes me a volcel? i'm decent looking and have had multiple random girls compliment my hair so i'm not ugly

only 15 minutes till i head out, i got a 8 hour shift to work today and no one else is going to help these poor saps get their corn syrup and chip oxygen bags!

I don't have a question but good thread

thanks

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How often do customers blame you personally for high gas prices?

do you meet girls at your job
also you make more hourly than I do while working at a crypto startup

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so you work a shit job and have n interest in improving your life. you could get girls but you dont. you also dont have friends.
my question is why havent you kmsed yourself yet? that sounds sad af desu. do you have anything in your life that you enjoy? what are your secret passions?

actually only happened once. some young girl actually called up the store because she put 12 dollars in her tank and it did absolutely nothing. she thought the gas station itself was scamming her, she didn't realize that gas was 5 dollars a gallon and 12 dollars was basically a droplet of piss. i was very confused at first
>meet girls
uh i mean you can interact with them briefly when you cash them out but not really
>make more hourly than i do at a startup
i get 700 dollars bi weekly, 400 of that is immediately gone for auto insurance and the rest is spent on gas/food which is getting more and more expensive
>why havent u killed urself
idk. i put the rope to my neck but couldn't take the step off the chair. too much of a coward to take that final step i suppose
>secret passions
none, i have never held any real interest in anything in my entire life. i sort of just float around here and there to desperately try to pass the time

also i'm not a chad or anything, just a slightly above average lookin dude

start lifting bro you will love it

i have a bench and barbell in my basement. i have some sort of abnormal growth on my wrist that feels painful whenever i apply force pushing or pulling. i did 5x5 for like a week and couldnt generate any motivation to go any further, my biggest weakness is willpower

>idk. i put the rope to my neck but couldn't take the step off the chair. too much of a coward to take that final step i suppose
bro I just asked half-jokingly thats actually fucked up, I hope you can get it together man and find some enjoyment in this life. you sound like a decent fella.

thanks